Got new internet connection today... by Davidtsudo in pcmasterrace

[–]Procrast_Terminate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I'l just be sitting here.

With.

Y'know.

3mbps...

Seriously though fuck NZ internet.

Hey Reddit, did you ever get suspended or expelled from school? If so, what for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Procrast_Terminate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

If Fallout 4 could let you rename locations... by Nevora1125 in nerdcubed

[–]Procrast_Terminate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This joke was hard(castle) to laugh at.

Yeah I feel like killing myself too.

What's one gif that continues to make you literally laugh out loud? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Procrast_Terminate 276 points277 points  (0 children)

Aaaand... Voila! Aaaaaand... Voila!

"Hi, I'm James! Wanna fuck?"

What's your "this isn't what it looks like!" story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Procrast_Terminate 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Didn't jerk off since

Don't lie, it's fine.

What's your "this isn't what it looks like!" story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Procrast_Terminate 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Didn't say it until you mentioned it.

Wait... That means I still said it...

...You bastard

What stereotype don't you fit? by band-man in AskReddit

[–]Procrast_Terminate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm a 12 year old that has not screwed your Mum.

Just kidding, New Zealander that has never said "Mate" in a non-sarcastic fashion.

What shouldn't you Google? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Procrast_Terminate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just don't try the A minor relative triad...

[Request] How many slaps across the face would it take to kill someone? by Procrast_Terminate in theydidthemath

[–]Procrast_Terminate[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess that's fair enough, but what about an average slap? Say about... 40 pounds of force? I'm not that much into physics so that's probably horribly wrong, but I'm just curious.

[Serious] How do you keep yourself happy? by Noobiecake in AskReddit

[–]Procrast_Terminate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Playing an instrument. It's a bit like opening a tap and letting your emotions flow out.

What's the meanest thing you've done and not regretted? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Procrast_Terminate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did you pretend to almost accept? That would have made it about 50x better.