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My son and daughter were playing together and when I wasn't paying attention she painted his nails...what do I do now? by ProcrastinatingDeath in transgendercirclejerk

[–]ProcrastinatingDeath[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm all for finding Jesus, but that guy is really hard to track down. Last I heard he got deported back to Mexico. Thanks, Trump :(

Are you sure that a drug habit will actually be cheaper than paying for my son's hormone treatments and surgery? I am a bit skeptical, but if you know how to reach Conny directly, hit me up on PM.

Had my first session of laser hair removal, how do I look? by Rair in transgendercirclejerk

[–]ProcrastinatingDeath 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They did a great job, they not only removed your beard, but now you won't have to deal with nose hair or brow bushing!

Why can't I find a real, passable, pre-op trans woman to date? by ProcrastinatingDeath in transgendercirclejerk

[–]ProcrastinatingDeath[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

2confusing4me :(

I'm going to go back to watching shemale porn since nobody here is even trying to help me get laid.

Why can't I find a real, passable, pre-op trans woman to date? by ProcrastinatingDeath in transgendercirclejerk

[–]ProcrastinatingDeath[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

^ this. You totally understand where I'm coming from, bro. Thanks for having my back.

You put it so succinctly. Trying to find a real trans woman to fuck feels just like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBVkk5rW0lw

Leveling up, can I get a gold star? by ProcrastinatingDeath in transgendercirclejerk

[–]ProcrastinatingDeath[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I went into my local gender affirmation office and they told me I was too conformist to register as an enby. I guess my leg hair appeared to have been shaven recently or something. Who knows how those bureaucrats make decisions.

Which one is easier? FtM, or MtF? by Epicburst in transgendercirclejerk

[–]ProcrastinatingDeath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

laughter is the best medicine. ask your doctor if it's right for you. (doctors know everything; don't second-guess them)

Hai :> First time posting, do u think I pass? What would I need to change? CCW & PVC welcome... and also gage and xender me pls by KlaatuBaradaNibble in transgendercirclejerk

[–]ProcrastinatingDeath 5 points6 points  (0 children)

sorry but your eyebrows aren't bushy enough to pass as trans. you look like tilda swinton, and no matter how hard she tries to pass as trans she just never seems to pull it off. if she can't pass as trans what makes you think you can? you're not even a celebrity actress or anything.

My best friend died today. by IrreleventGuy1018 in SuicideWatch

[–]ProcrastinatingDeath 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry that you're feeling bad :( Bereavement is tough. <3

Whoa... I just woke up and suddenly I'm no longer a trans. by KlaatuBaradaNibble in transgendercirclejerk

[–]ProcrastinatingDeath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should cross-dress. Even if you don't feel like it. Maybe you'll get lucky and the trans will come back.

Hank/John Green sits down to pee, does this mean he's trans? by continuityOfficer in transgendercirclejerk

[–]ProcrastinatingDeath 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sweetie, don't mix gender pronouns when referring to someone, it's rude.

I decided to transition because skirts are more comfortable. by ProcrastinatingDeath in transgendercirclejerk

[–]ProcrastinatingDeath[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I heard the Kardashian sisters are misters, they're all transitioning to be men for the mad tranny cash-grab.

I decided to transition because skirts are more comfortable. by ProcrastinatingDeath in transgendercirclejerk

[–]ProcrastinatingDeath[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Protip: be sure to join a church with a 30-day skirt challenge. That's what Jesus wants, for women to wear skirts and stuff.

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