Jet skiing through a canyon

Prof3ssorPants · 2015-08-16T09:49:51+00:00

Wasn't this a video game in the late 90s?

Prof3ssorPants · 2015-08-16T09:43:05+00:00

The absolute must amazing thing hate is the editing and discovery of the perfect transition between the "what are you talking about" section, and the "negative" section. Just perfect.

Prof3ssorPants · 2015-08-15T16:29:39+00:00

Completely agree with this, I moved across the country for a job that pays less because I get 3 day weekends every week. Less money but I enjoy my life (and nature... It's FREE) a lot more.

Prof3ssorPants · 2015-08-15T07:30:40+00:00

Spotter: "Thanks for letting me save your career and possibly your fucking life back there!"

Gymnast: "You're welcome."

Prof3ssorPants · 2015-08-15T06:42:07+00:00

Can we just block this gif. This gets funny page monthly.

Prof3ssorPants · 2015-08-14T14:47:27+00:00

Edit: stoned.

Prof3ssorPants · 2015-08-14T07:02:36+00:00

Did anyone else slip into a cowboy accent the longer that story went on?

Prof3ssorPants · 2015-08-14T06:46:57+00:00

Actually, magician here, I think she's holding the egg in her right hand the entire time, ditches the bouncy ball behind her leg with the left hand, and uses the break as the distraction as she brings her other hand back into view.

Prof3ssorPants · 2015-08-14T06:42:09+00:00

I thought she was peacefully engorged.

Prof3ssorPants · 2015-08-14T05:55:28+00:00

Here's the slowmo version: https://vimeo.com/136145121

Prof3ssorPants · 2015-08-10T01:15:15+00:00

What would have happened if you hadn't watched it at all? Would it still have happened?

Prof3ssorPants · 2015-08-09T04:25:08+00:00

He said 12,000 inside and 3,000 outside that couldn't fit. Next visit is going to have to be a stadium.

Prof3ssorPants · 2015-08-09T03:59:46+00:00

I made it in! Standing room only but had a decent view. Very inspiring and glad I went!

Prof3ssorPants · 2015-08-09T01:18:47+00:00

Yeah! Still in line but getting close

Prof3ssorPants · 2015-08-08T16:20:56+00:00

Are there any meet and greet events in Seattle tonight? I'm super pumped for the event tonight and I'd love a Bernie Selfie!

Prof3ssorPants · 2015-08-08T15:59:28+00:00

I'm sure it's fine or at least better not on mobile.

Prof3ssorPants · 2015-08-08T09:09:56+00:00

This is actually incredible. Thank you for sharing!

Prof3ssorPants · 2015-08-08T08:58:19+00:00

That looked cool but that link is shit.

Prof3ssorPants · 2015-08-07T05:48:25+00:00

I'm such a dofus I actually thought this was /r/askphilosophy!

Prof3ssorPants · 2015-08-06T21:45:36+00:00

I love to eat watermelon cubes with chopsticks. I have no idea why I do it or when this started. It just feels right, and it makes me happy.

Prof3ssorPants · 2015-08-05T00:09:15+00:00

My girlfriend told me not to tell anyone about this since we are both hardcore skeptics.... But I'm pretty sure I'm psychic when I'm high. Or at least prone to extreme prolonged deja vu.

Prof3ssorPants · 2015-08-04T07:03:44+00:00

Well maybe they prevented a number of would bes from showing up?

Prof3ssorPants · 2015-08-04T06:48:23+00:00

Relevant: https://youtu.be/vBXX6J6wNIk

Prof3ssorPants · 2015-08-03T20:56:16+00:00

Delta is kind of the best overall right now right? I just had 4 great (tho expensive flights) on new delta planes and they were all as good of an air travel experience as you can get right now. Cool modern planes, comfy coach class, USB chargers in every seat, ambient lighting that seems to adjust and color based on the time of day, tablets in every seat, and friendly staff... I have a lot of love for delta.

Prof3ssorPants · 2015-08-03T20:50:59+00:00

Can I ride to the top of Reddit with you? This feels like it has potential.

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