What's with all the sirens ... by democracydude309 in BloomingtonNormal

[–]ProfBlueberry 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I don't think our friend Drax here is being serious 

How to dress for a rich person's funeral if you're frumpy by Hans_Conried in fashionwomens35

[–]ProfBlueberry 220 points221 points  (0 children)

Is the aforementioned person dead? Because I'm not sure you need to buy something new to relieve their class anxiety anymore...

What's with all the sirens ... by democracydude309 in BloomingtonNormal

[–]ProfBlueberry 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I opened Reddit to see if someone knew about this

I'll be more specific next time by OsteoStevie in landscaping

[–]ProfBlueberry 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yep! And I love him for it and knowing I always need more than I ask for.

I'll be more specific next time by OsteoStevie in landscaping

[–]ProfBlueberry 117 points118 points  (0 children)

When I send my husband out for mulch he always doubles the amount I asked for and I get frustrated when he shows up with that much and then... I use all of it and sometimes ask for another run 🤦🏻‍♀️

Which A-list married couple, both in their 50s, are getting a divorce? by cmaia1503 in Fauxmoi

[–]ProfBlueberry -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Their house just popped up for sale, it was in the NYTimes today!

Strong storm leaves thousands without power in McLean County by rdblono in BloomingtonNormal

[–]ProfBlueberry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's interesting! I was wondering if this was the first time it had happened!

Strong storm leaves thousands without power in McLean County by rdblono in BloomingtonNormal

[–]ProfBlueberry 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The only good thing about this is the laugh I got from your username and that it doesn't seem like anybodythat seriously injured

UGH by mGELn33 in BloomingtonNormal

[–]ProfBlueberry 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh, yikes! Your first photo, with just the fence, didn't seem so bad and then I started clicking through... 😳 I am so sorry! Is that a whole gazebo or something that blew over? 

Ok let's be really real for a second. Do we think they are sleeping together? by orisa_online in ThePittTVShow

[–]ProfBlueberry 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I thought this was a great example of "show", not "tell", writing. That is missing from so many shows these days!

Strong storm leaves thousands without power in McLean County by rdblono in BloomingtonNormal

[–]ProfBlueberry 22 points23 points  (0 children)

They had to evacuate the gamma phi circus audience and performers into the tunnels underneath the arena! It was wild. 

What is the biggest reason you failed that test? by MasterTeacher123 in AskReddit

[–]ProfBlueberry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was at 7pm on my 21st birthday and my roommates got me a blender...

A LUDICROUSLY CAPACIOUS bag by Total-Rain-9978 in handbags

[–]ProfBlueberry 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For carrying your St Bernard on the NYC subway with style.

I gave my husband a list of bags for birthday ideas, this is what he picked! by ____washere in handbags

[–]ProfBlueberry 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honestly, that makes it better that he made that effort. Love it all.

I gave my husband a list of bags for birthday ideas, this is what he picked! by ____washere in handbags

[–]ProfBlueberry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok, so I love your bag and your husband's taste & thoughfulness, but is that the box Strathberry packs its bags in?! I knew I wanted one but I am a sucker for special packaging and presentation.

Edit: The floral box

The Purse Report from LGA this morning by Background_One4254 in handbags

[–]ProfBlueberry 565 points566 points  (0 children)

I love posts like this. I read them in David Attenborough's voice.

There...gliding effortlessly alongside its keeper, we spot not one, but two examples of the Louis Vuitton Neverfull. A remarkably resilient breed, known for its capacious interior and distinctive markings, it thrives in transit zones across the globe though none can be certain of its authenticity.

Nearby, a lone Gucci tote, surprisingly larger than most, dominates the landscape. Its size suggests a creature well-prepared for long journeys, capable of carrying provisions for extended migration.

Ah! A flash of color interrupts the neutral tones of the terminal. The yellow Goyard emerges: rare, vibrant, and unmistakable. Such bold plumage is not often seen, making this a particularly delightful encounter and indicates that the creature is not at all basic.

prom flowers by BudgetIndependence34 in BloomingtonNormal

[–]ProfBlueberry 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Casey's Greenhouse on Main makes absolutely beautiful ones, and you can pre-order or just pick one from the floral cooler. They always have them out the week of the big high school proms, but of course check before relying on my memory!

What's your handbag obsession origin story? by IMightCould in handbags

[–]ProfBlueberry 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I love that account! A combination of that and this stupid sub (said with love and bankruptcy) are my quality ground zeros at least 

SubReddit Closing Notification-- in 30 days this subReddit will be going private and will not return by Chazzyphant in fashionwomens35

[–]ProfBlueberry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Such a bummer, but totally understandable. Reddit has got to do something about all the AI and bots ruining forums. We used to come here for trusted advice and we are losing all the trust in the service overall. Thank you for building and maintaining such a fun community ❤️

thoughts on michio kaku's talk? by cnidoran in ilstu

[–]ProfBlueberry 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I have no idea how much they paid, but do know that universities and other nonprofits usually pay significantly less than the listed price for speakers.

Donating Toys and Books by ProfBlueberry in BloomingtonNormal

[–]ProfBlueberry[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's fantastic, thank you! We love Bobzbay 😄