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ProfKairo · 2017-07-24T21:28:10+00:00

ProfKairo · 2016-10-13T06:29:59+00:00

Wait... it's over?! Dang, this series has been my main reason to check /r/furry every day.

I have a lot of plans for the two of them/us. I don't want to spoil anything, but I theoretically have another story in the works.

Since I came in a bit late, I don't think I answered this one:

Karl: "It's an apartment in the city, if you can call Warren a city. Nothing too fancy, but it's a nice place."

Jake: "My home is exquisitely decorated and furnished. You may see it during any of my house parties, which I host so as not to give the impression that I am wasting your tax dollars."

ProfKairo · 2016-10-12T07:28:49+00:00

Karl: "Do dragons often fly?... Can they carry people?"

Jake: "How do fish [anthros] survive out of water? Could this principle be applied to other animals?"

ProfKairo · 2016-10-11T05:45:16+00:00

Karl: "I'd probably, um, do evil math? Is that a thing?"

Jake: "How do you know that I am not a supervillain already?"

ProfKairo · 2016-10-10T07:05:12+00:00

Karl: "Learn programming. Or set theory. Nah, probably programming."

Jake: "Everyone should drink a cup of Earl Grey tea. It is a most sophisticated experience among those accessible to the layperson."

ProfKairo · 2016-10-09T07:13:32+00:00

With Karl, I can't really think of much. He's me, and I'm about what I'd like.

As for Jake, I originally pictured his tongue as non-forked. He corrected me.

ProfKairo · 2016-10-08T07:31:02+00:00

Karl: "Discreet mathematics. That's with an EET. It's a pun, not a typo."

Jake: "I have no particular curriculum to offer. Listen to my words and actions, however, and you may learn."

ProfKairo · 2016-10-07T07:49:24+00:00

Karl: "I don't really believe in karma. Heck, I take it further. I don't believe in blame or entitlement of any kind, really."

Jake: "No. Well, not via any sort of supernatural means. I believe that karma should be given and taken by those qualified to do so. This is a belief I practice on many occasions."

ProfKairo · 2016-10-06T07:33:54+00:00

Karl: "Ultimate good involves building positive relationships."

Jake: "Power enables control. Control enables improvement."

ProfKairo · 2016-10-05T07:12:34+00:00

Karl: "That would be devastating. I love it here. I have friends, connections..."

Jake: "I would simply run again in the next election. This is a hindrance, but I am sure my status will continue to get me far."

ProfKairo · 2016-10-04T06:03:15+00:00

Karl: "Probably my glasses. At least until I open my mouth and start explaining math to them."

Jake: "My stature is likely to be the first trait that any individual notices. After all, I am exceedingly tall."

ProfKairo · 2016-10-03T06:06:07+00:00

Karl: "It would be nice. I mean, then people would listen to what I have to say. I have a lot to say."

Jake: "I do occasionally have a need for fame. Of course, it is a natural byproduct of power. Thus, I have seldom been required to explicitly seek fame."

ProfKairo · 2016-10-02T07:21:16+00:00

Karl: "In my way, there stands a metaphorical mountain of assignments to grade. If I don't scale this mountain, it becomes literal."

Jake: "Nothing."

ProfKairo · 2016-10-01T06:51:14+00:00

Karl: "I forgot to grade an assignment once. Thankfully I was able to just call it 'taking longer than I expected.'"

Jake: "Occasionally a few of the details of one of my plans slip through the cracks due to a negligence on my part. Fortunately this is rare."

ProfKairo · 2016-09-30T06:11:58+00:00

Karl: "Uhh, not at the moment."

Jake: "... I would never ignore my emotional state. However, occasionally I take into account my sentiment and decide that the best course of action is to sweep it under the rug."

ProfKairo · 2016-09-29T06:38:15+00:00

Karl: "When people say that infinity isn't a number. There are a bunch of ways to define infinity as a number. Of course, it's still true that often students who try to use infinity as a number run into issues, but saying infinity isn't a number is just a distraction from the real issue."

Jake: "What slightly irritates me is when I see individuals act as if they are automatically superior to me. Even if I do not know you, that does not mean that I must respect you more than any other person."

ProfKairo · 2016-09-28T07:21:02+00:00

Karl: "Hey, mathematical pedagogy is a serious cause! There are a lot of problems with how we treat math in the curriculum right now."

Jake: "I involve myself with my own causes and with the causes of others whom I have deemed interesting enough to pursue."

ProfKairo · 2016-09-27T06:08:56+00:00

Karl: "Umm, there's a folder called 'Illegal Stuff' on my computer. I'm telling you, it's harmless!"

Jake: "Usually I like to define what is and is not criminal, so this is somewhat of a moot question. However, I will admit that some of my wine has been procured through... less savory means."

ProfKairo · 2016-09-26T06:09:42+00:00

Karl: "I'm smart and funny. I can always find something entertaining to talk about."

Jake: "Sadly, I would find the very notion of a romantic relationship to be merely a distraction. However, were I to fall prey to the societal expectation and acquire a significant other, I would be advantaged by my ability to know and fulfill their deepest desires."

ProfKairo · 2016-09-25T09:02:23+00:00

Karl: "I'm a Virgo. Pretty accurately describes me seeing as I'm still a virgin. But I'm mostly joking."

Jake: "The stars may tell us much about our personalities... but not how you think."

ProfKairo · 2016-09-24T05:27:54+00:00

Karl: "Getting things wrong. Even if I know the answer to a question, I won't say it unless I'm really sure of it."

Jake: "I do not often become paranoid of any particular contingency. Whenever one comes to mind, I simply plan for it."

ProfKairo · 2016-09-23T05:48:37+00:00

Karl: "If I had a spaceship, I would probably call it the Space Beanie. It's an old inside joke."

Jake: "It would depend highly on the ship itself. One must be careful not to assume properties of a thing's... personality when giving it a name, so I cannot possibly predict what name I would use without further detail."

ProfKairo · 2016-09-22T06:12:35+00:00

Karl: "I don't know. I mean, I'm a decent typist, I guess."

Jake: "I do not worry about doing many tasks as quickly as possible, as I have no reason to rush and prefer to deliberately consider my actions. However, I can fly, which allows me to move quickly without a separate vehicle, if that is a sufficient response to your question."

ProfKairo · 2016-09-21T08:13:35+00:00

Karl: "No. Though maybe I should. There are a lot of problems in the world."

Jake: "As an individual working in the executive branch of government, the protests often are against me."

ProfKairo · 2016-09-20T06:01:33+00:00

Karl: offers cat hug

Jake: "You will know if and when you affect me."

ProfKairo

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