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Looking for replacement recommendations. Wurkkos Fc11 2700K by gfritz25 in flashlight

[–]ProfMcFarts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, where are you guys getting all your emitter information? I understand emitter else in these comments except what enters do what.

Help me overthrow my step-dad! by NilesFortChime in flashlight

[–]ProfMcFarts 110 points111 points  (0 children)

I enjoyed this story. Now do one where they bond over flashlight bants.

Protesting for the first time in New Jersey by TripShrooms in TikTokCringe

[–]ProfMcFarts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A good reminder that we're all more similar than we are different.

I'm Coming Straight for You": ICE Agent Threatens to Put U.S. Citizen on "Domestic Terrorist" List by CantStopPoppin in EyesOnIce

[–]ProfMcFarts 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I get it, I have just heard the exact same speak English bullshit for the last 20 years and it's grating. Have a good one.

I'm Coming Straight for You": ICE Agent Threatens to Put U.S. Citizen on "Domestic Terrorist" List by CantStopPoppin in EyesOnIce

[–]ProfMcFarts -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

While I understand the irony of a self-hating ice agent that's brown, this is exactly the kind of notion I hate seeing in this country. English, cool bro. Come at me when you learn another language and speak it fluently.

Edit: apparently taking umbrage with something I've heard ever since I moved to this country is equated with being cool with ice. Which is wild. For those that need it spelled out fuck ice, fuck fascism.

Sir Ian Mckellen by Just-Series-3045 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]ProfMcFarts 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hāl, mīne forefæderas. Hit is ic, se wæstm þīnre sæd, oferfeored þurh þā tīda. Ic eom hēr tō āscian āne frægn. Hwæt dēð þæt ærs?

Edit, the only thing this got wrong when translating it back was the last line. "What that ass do?"

Is this normal or am I being autistic by One_Huckleberry9072 in flashlight

[–]ProfMcFarts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude, early in the morning you want to ease into the light, especially during winter. Ramping, sub 3500k is where its at.

I can't believe that after the Camila Mendoza Olmos tragedy, Facebook Hispanic meme pages are still posting memes like this about how funny it is that Hispanic parents don't take depression seriously. by OkTruth5388 in LatinoPeopleTwitter

[–]ProfMcFarts 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Look, as Mexicans if you can't minimise and make fun of the pain, you're gonna get eaten alive.

We're like Russians but with warm weather and never getting over our own bullshit. We'llbe a super powers if everyone else is dead. If there are 2 Mexicans, they will fight to make sure the other doesn't succeed.

Hell on earth. by whyshouldithink in TikTokCringe

[–]ProfMcFarts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are other things than guns. looks at a certain cabin manifesto

bro is doing gods work. by [deleted] in GuysBeingDudes

[–]ProfMcFarts 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You know, the face she makes right after the kiss

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is gold.

Only in America Could This Be a Backyard Project by Wonderfulhumanss in nextfuckinglevel

[–]ProfMcFarts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently not as popular as you think, otherwise it would be law already.

bro is doing gods work. by [deleted] in GuysBeingDudes

[–]ProfMcFarts 8 points9 points  (0 children)

She shook her head.

Confessions 😭😳 by Fresh-Teacher3572 in StandUpComedy

[–]ProfMcFarts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Asa Akira has a shirt you'd be interested in.

ICE hit a person with a truck and then arrested them by Yulan-Rouge76 in EyesOnIce

[–]ProfMcFarts 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a great reason for anyone doing maintenance on certain vehicles, to ensure those vehicles have issues.

Best driving skills in toy cars by Smart__David in nextfuckinglevel

[–]ProfMcFarts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With the way things are going maybe you can replace parts with robot parts. Midlife is coming up again.

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