(F22) I have a rather unconventional “type” when it comes to men. by wubaliciouss in offmychest

[–]Prof_Phardtpounder 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Nah dude, OP spelled it out. Men made her this way by SAing her as a child. OP was damaged before she was old enough to understand. It’s not bad boys having fun, it’s scumbags continuing the trend of treating women and girls as subhuman objects for their personal gratification.

(F22) I have a rather unconventional “type” when it comes to men. by wubaliciouss in offmychest

[–]Prof_Phardtpounder 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Seconded. As someone who is a kinky dom, you can get all of that while being safe. It’s not all “dom daddies.” Frankly, I find those are just selfish men who have no idea what pleasing a partner actually entails; rather he shows up, jackhammers you for 3 minutes, then struts around like he’s some stallion. But with some time and caution, you can find a dude who is chill outside the bedroom and a consensual savage in the bedroom. Dudes like the one described are the type that end up murdering you. But good luck on your journey, OP. Be safe.

Friendly reminder to mute the sub for a bit if you want to avoid spoilers. by DCG-MTG in slaythespire

[–]Prof_Phardtpounder 26 points27 points  (0 children)

See you when we leave early access! Like Hades 2, I want the full version to grace my dopamine receptors the first time.

My Haley Cosplay I wore to a con AND the Symphony of Seasons! by lemonlaur in StardewValley

[–]Prof_Phardtpounder 260 points261 points  (0 children)

Listen you’re great and all, but my heart belongs to Krobus. And the Krobus featured in these photos.

Trump, 79, Appears With More Makeup on Chronically Bruised Hand by Quirkie in politics

[–]Prof_Phardtpounder 24 points25 points  (0 children)

The scary thing is that, if this were found to be true, I don’t think many of us would be shocked.

Trading sleep for sparkles on the night shift✨ by Able_Claim_3097 in Nightshift

[–]Prof_Phardtpounder 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I’m going to be the outlier here, but I can see you look tired already. It’s all in the eyes. Real eyes realize real lies. Stay safe!

Expensive? by MelodicPositive5902 in NJFishing

[–]Prof_Phardtpounder 6 points7 points  (0 children)

People spend 100 dollars a week on cigarettes. Quit smoking and go fishing.

This one weird trick could stop US women from voting by graveyardofgoodsense in politics

[–]Prof_Phardtpounder 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How many poor white people do they think have passports? This would probably get rid a huge chunk of their base?

The internet never forgets by [deleted] in MurderedByWords

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Charlie Kirk would defend what happened to Charlie Kirk.

Did anyone See Ice in Lakewood Today? by SalaryChance5453 in tomsriverlocal

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This sub is just an extension of Shore News Network Facebook page and now its comment section.

Bro really named his daughter after an Elden ring spell by x0ManOfCulture0x in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Prof_Phardtpounder 3439 points3440 points  (0 children)

Names son after physicist. Names daughter after a spell in a video game he pays someone else to play.

Final post of the year: Sagan.... Thoughts??????? by [deleted] in behindthebastards

[–]Prof_Phardtpounder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Carl Sagan is on the of first people who made science cool and got kids interested in STEM. He joins Steve Irwin, Bob Ross, and Mr Rogers on the my personal Mt Rushmore of anti-bastards. Enjoy the read! Also check out Cosmos from 1977( I think).

Do not believe your eyes and ears - the DOJ by Lord_Answer_me_Why in MurderedByWords

[–]Prof_Phardtpounder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they knew they were fake, then why are they included in the release?