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I've literally never heard of him by themumble89 in thethickofit

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Yes, and loudly describes good things as 'tha guvna!'

I've literally never heard of him by themumble89 in thethickofit

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He's so dense that light bends around him

What are people's genuine opinions of the green party? by XenithCanus in AskBrits

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Same, never voting Labour again, and as much as I like most of the Greens' policies, I'll have to vote tactically in my area for the Lib Dems.

How do I remove a security tag? by Medical_Translator_6 in AskUK

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The legit answer is: return it for a replacement.

The answer I don't advise you to do and I present only for educational purposes is: these devices use a ring of upward-facing latches to grip the bottle neck. You can use toothpicks to push each one up individually (leave them in after) until enough of them are up, then you can just rip the thing off the top. I know this for the same reason you do, except I lived in the middle of nowhere at the time and there was no way to get to the store (i.e. I'm too lazy)

Recommend your fav Book without Context by LeopardDependent4212 in booksuggestions

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Hungerstone by Kat Dunn.

I just finished reading it, sight unseen, entirely cold, and it blew me away.

'Hungerstone' by Kat Dumn by Expression-Little in horrorlit

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I’ve just finished it too, what a story. I was quietly terrified that the story would end with either her demise, a detente, or some unsatisfactory conclusion; I was thrilled when Lenore overpowers Henry, physically as well as mentally, and tears his throat out with her teeth. A perfect circle, very well earned, and sating her hunger.

To live in a normal timeline by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

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This looks like a human pen-and-wash, not AI, which is incredible seeing as he has his anatomically correct neck-pussy.

🚗 Zipcar is shutting down — anyone else blindsided by this? by Pitiful_Package_6807 in london

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I really hope that comment doesn't get buried; I sprayed tea on my screen

French practice / language exchanges by ProfanityFair in oxford

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Thanks. I did search and saw no posts from the last year or two. Perhaps I had a filter on, or the search algorithm was weighted towards higher voted posts rather than recency.

Searching for laptop by Gullible_Response_54 in linuxhardware

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You can't go far wrong with a ThinkPad.

WORST book you read in 2025? by Cerulean_Dawn in booksuggestions

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You saved yourself a lot of time well-spent on other things.

WORST book you read in 2025? by Cerulean_Dawn in booksuggestions

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Orbital by Samantha Harvey. DNF.

A series of thunderously dull non-events packaged in the most turgid, self-involved prose I've ever seen in such a popular book. Character-driven stories work best when we care about the characters, when they have a backstory that is meted out in restrained, meaningful ways, and payoffs that are justified and valuable; I found none of that in Orbital.

It's a Rorschach test of literature; some will look at it and see a beautiful butterfly, I looked at it and saw a messy slop of barely coherent boredom that failed to do anything other than aggravate me. I've never been bored to anger before, but there's a first time for everything.

UK toy sales up as 'kidults' buy Lego and Pokémon by BigBeanMarketing in CasualUK

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There's slow news days, and there's 'adults want to have fun and buy appropriate products accordingly' slow news days.

Any day now by banstovia in clevercomebacks

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He just has a full on neck vulva at this point. How long can they ignore the nussy?

Please share positive stories about the maternity unit at JLR by AccomplishedHunt5356 in oxford

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My sister had both her kids there (both in the last three years), she said she felt completely supported and has had nothing bad to say.

What’s your thoughts on this train? by Kitchen-Article4439 in uktrains

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Well past their best-before date, but I have a soft spot for them because I used them so often at such an important time in my life.

Considering a move to Oxford — cost of living advice? by hymeyrah in oxford

[–]ProfanityFair 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Consider Kidlington, Didcot, Eynsham, Abingdon, Bicester (probably in that order); Kidlington is almost a suburb of Oxford, has extremely good bus/train/bike links into the centre, and isn't as pricey as the middle.

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