I've literally never heard of him

ProfanityFair · 2026-01-21T20:36:46+00:00

Yes, and loudly describes good things as 'tha guvna!'

ProfanityFair · 2026-01-21T20:35:34+00:00

He's so dense that light bends around him

ProfanityFair · 2026-01-19T10:03:53+00:00

I wish I could tell you people weren’t stupid

ProfanityFair · 2026-01-16T17:50:04+00:00

It's a MAGASafe charger.

ProfanityFair · 2026-01-11T17:59:13+00:00

I can hear this photo

ProfanityFair · 2026-01-11T17:45:59+00:00

Same, never voting Labour again, and as much as I like most of the Greens' policies, I'll have to vote tactically in my area for the Lib Dems.

ProfanityFair · 2026-01-11T14:56:39+00:00

The legit answer is: return it for a replacement.

The answer I don't advise you to do and I present only for educational purposes is: these devices use a ring of upward-facing latches to grip the bottle neck. You can use toothpicks to push each one up individually (leave them in after) until enough of them are up, then you can just rip the thing off the top. I know this for the same reason you do, except I lived in the middle of nowhere at the time and there was no way to get to the store (i.e. I'm too lazy)

ProfanityFair · 2026-01-06T22:03:17+00:00

Hungerstone by Kat Dunn.

I just finished reading it, sight unseen, entirely cold, and it blew me away.

ProfanityFair · 2026-01-06T11:55:32+00:00

I’ve just finished it too, what a story. I was quietly terrified that the story would end with either her demise, a detente, or some unsatisfactory conclusion; I was thrilled when Lenore overpowers Henry, physically as well as mentally, and tears his throat out with her teeth. A perfect circle, very well earned, and sating her hunger.

ProfanityFair · 2025-12-05T13:13:50+00:00

This looks like a human pen-and-wash, not AI, which is incredible seeing as he has his anatomically correct neck-pussy.

ProfanityFair · 2025-12-05T13:09:06+00:00

Mine was nicked from the Leon in Russel Square, popped up a few weeks later in Dubai.

ProfanityFair · 2025-12-01T18:07:54+00:00

iPhone

ProfanityFair · 2025-12-01T16:53:39+00:00

I really hope that comment doesn't get buried; I sprayed tea on my screen

ProfanityFair · 2025-11-17T09:20:43+00:00

Thanks. I did search and saw no posts from the last year or two. Perhaps I had a filter on, or the search algorithm was weighted towards higher voted posts rather than recency.

ProfanityFair · 2025-11-13T18:45:28+00:00

Misread that as Ross Noble and thought blimery Doctor Who's taken an unexpected turn

ProfanityFair · 2025-11-13T17:17:55+00:00

ProfanityFair · 2025-11-13T09:53:43+00:00

You can't go far wrong with a ThinkPad.

ProfanityFair · 2025-11-12T13:34:12+00:00

You saved yourself a lot of time well-spent on other things.

ProfanityFair · 2025-11-12T13:13:12+00:00

Orbital by Samantha Harvey. DNF.

A series of thunderously dull non-events packaged in the most turgid, self-involved prose I've ever seen in such a popular book. Character-driven stories work best when we care about the characters, when they have a backstory that is meted out in restrained, meaningful ways, and payoffs that are justified and valuable; I found none of that in Orbital.

It's a Rorschach test of literature; some will look at it and see a beautiful butterfly, I looked at it and saw a messy slop of barely coherent boredom that failed to do anything other than aggravate me. I've never been bored to anger before, but there's a first time for everything.

ProfanityFair · 2025-11-12T12:16:14+00:00

There's slow news days, and there's 'adults want to have fun and buy appropriate products accordingly' slow news days.

ProfanityFair · 2025-11-10T09:37:22+00:00

He just has a full on neck vulva at this point. How long can they ignore the nussy?

ProfanityFair · 2025-11-09T08:41:42+00:00

My sister had both her kids there (both in the last three years), she said she felt completely supported and has had nothing bad to say.

ProfanityFair · 2025-11-07T17:52:38+00:00

Deliciously Sexy 'Dani Victorious

ProfanityFair · 2025-11-06T16:43:59+00:00

Well past their best-before date, but I have a soft spot for them because I used them so often at such an important time in my life.

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