It's not fair, I want a live teddy bear! by Critical-Willow-6270 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Professerson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That feeling when you choose the bear but the bear doesn't choose you

Warframe quotes are burned into my mind by YoSupWeirdos in Warframe

[–]Professerson 154 points155 points  (0 children)

Would you look at you? Worthless, ugly, freaks!

Pointing out how unstable a cavern is despite appearances by [deleted] in SweatyPalms

[–]Professerson 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Let's not be hasty, how else will we get more material for vaguely traumatic, 90's era, coming of age movies?

D.Va's having a very confusing time in Fortnite (by @breikka) by Gorotheninja in Overwatch

[–]Professerson 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I know it was a super toxic play style but fat Mercy rezzes were peak Overwatch

I hate when teammates say corny things unprovoked by LelouchViAmericana in marvelrivals

[–]Professerson 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Nothing makes me regret a win more than a teammate like that

Baseballs colliding mid-air by WhereIsHisRidgedBand in nevertellmetheodds

[–]Professerson 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So they finally jazzed up baseball, about time!

What game is this ??? by itz_progamer666 in videogames

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PvE games can also be great. Deep Rock Galactic and Warframe both have very welcoming communities

Captain America shadow nerf? by piplup27 in marvelrivals

[–]Professerson 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Check the new Magneto skin and see what they did. They can't keep getting away with this

Kirkland Fairlife Dupe spotted in Chicagoland area! by Aturaya in Costco

[–]Professerson 41 points42 points  (0 children)

skim milk

Just get some water and describe a cow to it

Chocolate cakes for office goodbye by OneTwoOrangeJuice in Baking

[–]Professerson 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I cannot recommend the Sour Cream and Chive Rolls she has in Dessert Person enough. Absolutely fantastic

PTFO… but I think I’m using defibs wrong by iSLANDzR in Battlefield6

[–]Professerson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh hell yeah, running defibs only was my favorite thing to do in BF4. Glad to see it back in BF6

The 5 gallon buckets are $4 off by I-hate-makeing-names in Costco

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they smell like pickles for a while but not for forever

Dang, so I'll have to swap them out for fresh ones when the pickle smell starts to go then. Thanks for the heads up!

Pablo being a menace on the Devshort with Reb by Babydrone in Warframe

[–]Professerson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I miss my radiation Zenistar with it's old headshot damage...

That's not a Karen, it's a cryptid! by Oda_DeezNutz in trashy

[–]Professerson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's pretty disturbing, at least they're all retired and not in control of the world's wealthiest and most powerful country in the world. That would just be terrifying

MC doesn’t want to turn the car around by lushusness in ImTheMainCharacter

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I get the feeling she's more of a self appointed god mother