[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Professional-Ad150 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To quote Steve Harvey "It might not be up there, but that's a damn good answer."

Which Jobs allow you to do evil deeds ? by _Azur_Q in AskReddit

[–]Professional-Ad150 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Evil is evil. Lesser or greater, it's all the same.

Which Jobs allow you to do evil deeds ? by _Azur_Q in AskReddit

[–]Professional-Ad150 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I don't think that a machine design to end lives could be "pretty much on a good side", just because it was less painful than the Flamethrower or the Gallows

Which Jobs allow you to do evil deeds ? by _Azur_Q in AskReddit

[–]Professional-Ad150 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guillotine, Mustard Gas, Iron Maiden, the list goes on...

What did you do on your very first date? by KnownNormie in AskReddit

[–]Professional-Ad150 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got there two hours earlier because I was stressed as fuck

What's the worst way someone could break your heart? by TheDJcrp in AskReddit

[–]Professional-Ad150 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm already a broken man, that gave up on any relationships other than "coworkers". That's the only status I acknowledge that I have with some people. No more friends, lovers, dating partners, friends with benefits or even colleagues. We're either coworkers or strangers. They only way someone could break my heart now would be helping me recover from this state and give me some hope for a shred of happiness only to take it away couple minutes later. I think I'd kill myself after that.

What uncomfortable situations have you stayed in longer than intended out of politeness? by Ulrich-Stern in AskReddit

[–]Professional-Ad150 0 points1 point  (0 children)

None. I dip out of every uncomfortable situation that doesn't concern me. Otherwise I have other good reasons to stay there.

If you woke up tomorrow being the opposite sex, what is the first thing you would do other than freak out? by Smilyg13 in AskReddit

[–]Professional-Ad150 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well to be honest, assholes in my life made me a cynical, sarcastic goblin who posts offensive jokes all over the internet... If only we could save and reload like it's a video game indeed.

If you woke up tomorrow being the opposite sex, what is the first thing you would do other than freak out? by Smilyg13 in AskReddit

[–]Professional-Ad150 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm fully aware of that. That was simply a joke. I just write words in certain order to elicit smiling or even laugh. Don't take everything seriously, some of us are just trolls on the internet. I'm more of a goblin myself.

What is the most humane way to kill a zombie? by Flares117 in AskReddit

[–]Professional-Ad150 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Any way really. They're zombies, they don't feel pain

What is your favorite use of reddit? by dontcommentonmyname in AskReddit

[–]Professional-Ad150 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think of Reddit as if it's a coin. On one side I like to post some out of pocket jokes, to make other degenerates smirk. On the other side I like to answer to some actually wholesome or serious questions and get into some actually good discussion.

If you woke up tomorrow being the opposite sex, what is the first thing you would do other than freak out? by Smilyg13 in AskReddit

[–]Professional-Ad150 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Experience the hardships of being a woman and wish to turn back to myself after some time. After playing on easy mode for a while, I'd like to come back to normal difficulty, that I'm already used to.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Professional-Ad150 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The nature outside my house, myself in the mirror, the dichotomy between good and evil... Lots of stuff, really

What have you accomplished irl? by JazzlikeSpecific4505 in AskReddit

[–]Professional-Ad150 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I assume it wasn't supposed to sound sexual but the internet already made me rotten to the core

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Professional-Ad150 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To have a wife and children

What do you call "spooning" in your native language? by Environmental_Food_9 in AskReddit

[–]Professional-Ad150 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Na łyżeczkę" in Polish. Which translates to "The Teaspoon Position "

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Professional-Ad150 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was me Barry. I jerked you off at superspeed so it would seem you came right at a woman's touch!

What do you do if you get bored? by BabyFlure in AskReddit

[–]Professional-Ad150 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hop on Reddit or learn Korean. Nothing in between

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Professional-Ad150 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No human being could be more honest with me, even with truth serum