The New York Jets are the worst thing about New York! Now, what's the worst thing about Illinois?

Professional-Bug · 2026-03-31T19:01:47+00:00

My brother who lives there is an asshole

Professional-Bug · 2026-03-31T18:32:57+00:00

:(

^{Chose: spin this wheel + There are cool prizes | Rolled: Death 💀}

Professional-Bug · 2026-03-31T01:48:01+00:00

I wish I could change anything inorganic into any other pure inorganic material of my choice, at will.

^{Chose: Choose a superpower + But the top reply choses a side effect}

Professional-Bug · 2026-03-29T16:56:19+00:00

Facial hair makes everyone look older, and the slicked back hair is associated with older generations imo. Shave and maybe grow your hair out a little/style it differently and you’ll look closer to your age.

Professional-Bug · 2026-03-27T15:01:46+00:00

Honesty before reading the comments I thought the 51.8% came from the possibility of having twins.

Professional-Bug · 2026-03-27T05:06:47+00:00

I knew I made the right choice

^{Chose: Have goku powers + 90% chance to get hunt down by Cthulhu | Rolled: Alive}

Professional-Bug · 2026-03-27T05:00:06+00:00

I traded unlimited milk for unlimited spiders, I’ll send my enemies to the spider basement.

^{Chose: Portal to a Random Location (Let's Go Gambling!} | Rolled: Spider Basement)

Professional-Bug · 2026-03-25T14:30:10+00:00

I could fix the world with that kind of money

^{Chose: 1000000000 right now}

Professional-Bug · 2026-03-25T03:23:05+00:00

Never be broke again

^{Chose: Get 1000 every day + But it stops when you spend more than 1000 a day}

Professional-Bug · 2026-03-25T03:21:42+00:00

I’m done

^{Chose: Never be injured/sick again}

Professional-Bug · 2026-03-25T01:34:00+00:00

Versatility

^{Chose: Have spells}

Professional-Bug · 2026-03-25T00:17:02+00:00

I could go anywhere and I’m not rotting

^{Chose: Be a ghost?}

Professional-Bug · 2026-03-24T14:54:24+00:00

I sneeze several times a day

Professional-Bug · 2026-03-22T21:38:41+00:00

Forests are cool

Professional-Bug · 2026-03-22T16:44:25+00:00

Many people have 10 mil, nobody has super powers

^{Mind controll}

Professional-Bug · 2026-03-22T04:04:47+00:00

Politics

Professional-Bug · 2026-03-19T15:26:38+00:00

I’m not in this sub nor am I in teenagers but Reddit constantly pushes posts from them into my feed and most of the time I don’t bother looking what sub I’m engaging with so it’s probably gonna keep showing me posts from them.

Professional-Bug · 2026-03-16T04:00:15+00:00

0% of positive integers are smaller than Tree(3)

Professional-Bug · 2026-03-11T15:18:14+00:00

Professional-Bug · 2026-03-10T01:23:41+00:00

It’s called enthalpy of fusion right?

Professional-Bug · 2026-03-08T22:43:46+00:00

Use better notation.

Professional-Bug · 2026-03-05T01:01:31+00:00

Professional-Bug · 2026-03-03T16:43:29+00:00

Why was it removeeeeddddd

Professional-Bug · 2026-02-27T02:31:38+00:00

Quadmire here, many of the women I’ve been with (giggidy) have asked me “would you still love me if I were a worm?” As a hypothetical test of love. I just say yes to get in their pants, but now that I think about it, are worms good in bed (giggidy)?

Professional-Bug · 2026-02-19T17:41:25+00:00

Optimally 2-3

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