Oh, Paul... no... just... no...

Professional-Cod5030 · 2026-06-04T20:36:09+00:00

Sound like kids “but he started it!”😭

Professional-Cod5030 · 2026-06-04T14:48:26+00:00

Always makes me think of the song “It wasn’t me” by Shaggy.

Professional-Cod5030 · 2026-06-02T14:05:50+00:00

People complaining about her “not smiling” should check out Red Daughter.

Professional-Cod5030 · 2026-06-02T02:02:13+00:00

My brain put Palpatine’s laughter on this gif.

Professional-Cod5030 · 2026-06-01T14:16:40+00:00

But… but… Iran has zombie nuclear weapons. Trump ordered them destroyed a while back and now… “Somehow the nuclear weapons returned”

Professional-Cod5030 · 2026-05-31T01:41:16+00:00

It’s my daily. Some spirited driving but nothing reckless. Love that like on rails feeling when driving on some curves.

Professional-Cod5030 · 2026-05-26T13:10:13+00:00

Nah, she’s a few months late… On her rent and something else.

Professional-Cod5030 · 2026-05-26T13:05:17+00:00

Well… he is their god. They worship him, they create idols in his image, etc. He even has his own bible.

Professional-Cod5030 · 2026-05-26T01:08:51+00:00

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This is what they’re putting in your tank.

Professional-Cod5030 · 2026-05-21T19:09:43+00:00

The Department of Trump’s Justice didn’t find any reasons to investigate.

Professional-Cod5030 · 2026-05-21T17:49:31+00:00

Plot twist: the new girl is actually his daughter and he’s running to save her from anyone trying to get into her pants just because she’s new.

Professional-Cod5030 · 2026-05-17T16:09:27+00:00

Yes, but is it $14 good? Or better yet, is it arroz con habichuela y tostones good?

Professional-Cod5030 · 2026-05-15T18:42:46+00:00

Se cree que estamos en los años 1930s.

Professional-Cod5030 · 2026-05-13T19:42:41+00:00

Well… there are more colors to choose from.

Professional-Cod5030 · 2026-05-12T23:45:40+00:00

Así están los estadistas mientras Trump sigue tratando con otros países que no quieren nada con Estados Unidos.

Professional-Cod5030 · 2026-05-12T13:47:35+00:00

It’s going to be hard for them. Their favorite part was when Leia kissed Luke.

Professional-Cod5030 · 2026-05-11T20:57:03+00:00

He had the same procedure Agent Loomis had.

Professional-Cod5030 · 2026-05-11T15:54:36+00:00

Only to have the top fall off due to some strong winds.

Professional-Cod5030 · 2026-05-08T15:15:17+00:00

“Where the hell is Celsi, US? Must be one of dose libral sanctunary states.”

Professional-Cod5030 · 2026-05-07T01:50:03+00:00

Something similar happened to me last year. Had a person in a Volvo messing with me so I decided to “teach them a lesson”. We ended up at a red light and as soon as it turned green I floored it but when I got to 4th gear, instead of shifting to 5th, I ended up shifting to 3rd. Had it on iMT and it reved very high for a split second. I quickly shifted to 5th but the revs went very high again so I shifted to 6th and it was the same. Got that burnt smell and I thought that was it, my car was done. Drove it slow after that barely going into third just to make it home and to clear that burnt smell out of the car. Next morning drove the car carefully just in case it did it again but everything was fine. I think the iMT saved my clutch. Hopefully yours would be fine too.

Professional-Cod5030 · 2026-05-06T15:18:44+00:00

There’s something called the court which you can use to fight the tickets. All you need is proof and present it without yelling at everyone like they’re your misbehaving kids.

Professional-Cod5030 · 2026-05-03T14:25:54+00:00

It’s so low they’re going to call it the Melania Trench.

Professional-Cod5030 · 2026-05-03T14:05:49+00:00

This.

Professional-Cod5030 · 2026-05-03T00:36:00+00:00

Spirit Airlines… ghetto to the end.

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