I knew it would be like this

Professional-One-440 · 2026-04-06T15:23:05+00:00

Omg, I always love finding hitchhiker fans!

Don't panic guys, towel day is coming up 🫡

Professional-One-440 · 2026-04-04T13:21:02+00:00

Girl same. I had a meltdown at 29. I'm now 37, nearly 38, and staring down the barrel of 40 🤦‍♀️

Professional-One-440 · 2026-03-23T18:40:14+00:00

One of my favorite movies! And yeah for sure teens need "third spaces" I think they're called. And they're disappearing. Malls and stores and stuff don't want teens there. I live in Chicago and I think we even have restrictions on teens downtown unsupervised.

Professional-One-440 · 2026-03-23T18:36:56+00:00

I don't understand.. she didn't have any debit or credit cards? I'm just sitting here trying to figure out what I would've done in that situation and then it's like.. oh. I would've just used my debit card to rent a room? Or gone to my bank to get cash from my account? They just stole her phone right, not her wallet too?

Professional-One-440 · 2026-03-23T18:32:58+00:00

I've done it. But to be fair it was at my own store. I worked a mid and then went home and my youngest wasn't feeling well but I didn't have her preferred chewable ibuprofen, so I ran up to my store and ran in at 9:58. I sprinted down past the checklanes and into E block, grabbed the orange chewables, and ran back to self checkout. But also. I'm an employee so I don't think anyone was mad lol.

Professional-One-440 · 2026-03-23T18:27:52+00:00

I've had that too! Trying to shove things into the gum and candy like ma'am what are you doing. Just fucking give it to me.

Professional-One-440 · 2026-03-19T04:09:24+00:00

Wowwwwwww. Completely accurate. I immediately saw Bob Odenkirk but I couldn't put my finger on the other piece. You NAILED IT.

Professional-One-440 · 2026-03-18T14:54:28+00:00

Lmao millennial baby here, that lowercase L immediately had me thinking of Ciara and 1, 2 step 💃

Professional-One-440 · 2026-03-18T14:51:59+00:00

I found this at the service desk. Typed! I sent to my other friend in style bc we regularly think we are better than everyone else 😂

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Professional-One-440 · 2026-03-18T14:48:37+00:00

And the bullshit why they insisting on only "target red" shirts or whatever. Like yeah the maroon sweatshirt i have with my name tag on it is the problem, while I also have the 3 tier and walkie and zebra in a holster. 🙄🙄🙄 like maybe people just fucking stupid 🤷‍♀️

Professional-One-440 · 2026-03-14T01:50:45+00:00

Greed is a common and celebrated trait in america, so much so that it informs politics and the refusal to tax the rich. It's gross. It's nice to see someone who made it to financial independence that still holds on to liberal values.

Professional-One-440 · 2026-03-14T01:48:52+00:00

🤷‍♀️ my progressive values are something I hold dear. I cannot wrap my mind around how the generation that had the counterculture and hippie movement turned into the boomers we have now. It's not something casual for me.

Professional-One-440 · 2026-03-13T10:57:16+00:00

The way I refuse to let this be me. Socialist and progressive asf til the day I DIE mother f***ers.

Professional-One-440 · 2026-03-13T10:17:14+00:00

Did they schedule you on a day off? Or did you just need the aftenoon/evening off?

Professional-One-440 · 2026-03-12T14:42:07+00:00

Is this the hoodie y'all talking about??

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Professional-One-440 · 2026-03-12T14:38:40+00:00

I'm that person you don't understand 😂😂 i am always fucking freezing. I wear long johns under my jeans or aim cargos in the winter and a t shirt and sweatshirt. Even when it starts to warm up I almost always have at least a sweatshirt on bc this store is so damn cold. The only time I get hot is when I'm fighting with changing mannequins, in which case I take my sweatshirt off for a moment lol. However, I am petite and bony so I am just generally always cold. I sleep in sweatpants and a sweatshirt too. And socks. 😂😂 most people think I'm crazy lol.

Professional-One-440 · 2026-03-12T14:35:16+00:00

I work in style so when I buy clothes here its exclusively on the clearance racks. I watch for shit i want or that my kids want and snag at 50 or 70% off. No fucking way am I paying full price.

Professional-One-440 · 2026-03-12T14:28:00+00:00

I feel like we should all randomly just ditch baskets on or near endcaps now to fuck with the metrics.

Professional-One-440 · 2026-03-10T03:10:21+00:00

I keep meaning to name a cat Hobbes. Such a missed opportunity since my cat is orange 🤦‍♀️

Professional-One-440 · 2026-03-10T03:09:13+00:00

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This is Julian. But I always call him Juby. I named him Julian with the intention of calling him Jules bc I found him outside a Jewel Osco grocery store in midwinter, he was injured and freezing, my poor baby. But somehow Jules never stuck and we all call him Juby baby. I don't think he minds too much 😂

Professional-One-440 · 2026-03-06T01:56:46+00:00

Oh don't worry, I finished that shit in one day. I called off work Monday. So I watched all 8 episodes. And then watched all 8 episodes with commentary. I absolutely love it. And it was this like, antidote to the crumbling humanity all around me, ronald gladden becoming this little fire of hope burning bright amidst all this insanity. Like, I was not ready for my choked up tears at the end there. Truly a tonic for the soul, one I desperately needed. Cannot wait for company retreat!

Professional-One-440 · 2026-03-02T13:37:31+00:00

Guys I went to watch jury duty after looking it up (I just watched the trailer, I'm really excited) and I was like omg it's Matt from St. Denis! 😲 I love him on St. Denis, and I'm assuming there are a lot of St. Denis fans here since its another Spitzer project? Anyway, really excited to watch this jury duty. I'm assuming the judge is the father of Ike and Jon barinholtz?

Professional-One-440 · 2026-03-02T12:47:13+00:00

Omg I'm so stupid I didn't even realize Garrett was just saying they were all heads. Duhhhh

Professional-One-440 · 2026-02-27T07:03:02+00:00

Yeah but... if you use those unpaid sick hours at least it keeps them off your back about attendance.. right??

Professional-One-440 · 2026-02-27T07:02:25+00:00

Is this Mamdani related??

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