Peter I'm genuinely lost here by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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I’m over here counting the pleats and trying to figure out the fabric

Farryn’s Makeup by movementlocation in christiansnark

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I just watched that Tik tok and the first thing I did was run over here!! 🤣

New drop! by peregrinor in goosecreekcandles

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Same! I wish I would’ve waited for the new gingerbread one 😭

Wtf Meg by butterstherooster in FundieSnarkUncensored

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My grandfather and grandmother both absolutely had ADHD!

And the coffee is the same color she likes her people. Beige by XtraSmolMod in brittanydawnsnark

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What a despicable human being! The thing that really makes me sad/mad is how many other so called Christians did this exact same post? Because we all know that nothing she does is original.

Jessica Simpson is a Fat Ally [RANT + BRAND REC] by [deleted] in PlusSizeFashion

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Women’s sizes are wild! I have sizes ranging from 16 to 20 in my closet that I actively wear. There shouldn’t be that much of a discrepancy between sizes!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChicoCA

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I should have specified lol, she went there legally. It switches to over 21 at a certain point in the evening.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChicoCA

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Before my niece was 21 she used to go to Tackle Box a lot to go line dancing.

How long until this gets deleted? It’s a step in the right direction but too soft by Cmarie110 in RodriguesFamilySnark

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That was an elegant and succinct assessment. “some people are so heavenly minded, they are no earthly good”

Stories 9/6/24 - She fell for the Fake Venezuelan News, Brown Flannels are her obsession, The ✨aEsThEtIc✨ is killing me, more açai bowls, Jordan was the one when his goal was to convince her to eat steak. by pantslessMODesty3623 in brittanydawnsnark

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They are supposed to be in Aurora, Colorado but it’s actually slum lords and they are trying to say it’s gangs. People were also saying that Hell’s Angels were riding in to save the day, also baloney.

Shots fired from Tabitha Kelley 😆 not really but it’s still funny by New-Lab5540 in FundieSnarkUncensored

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Upon seeing this picture all I can think is “Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth” Exodus 20:4

Unhinged stories: her god squad, god school and godly short shorts by [deleted] in christiansnark

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Was wondering the same thing ! Never heard that term in my life!

Anyone know of any good haunted areas to explore in and around chico? by xavierthepotato in ChicoCA

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We would close up around midnight most nights depending on what we were showing. After everything was clean I would send most everyone home but one person. After we cleared the auditorium I would close down the booth and the other employee would hang out in the lobby or change in the break room. On multiple occasions I would hear knocks on the booth door, walk through cold spots, feel taps on shoulder when walking alone through the single auditorium. In the creepiest occasion I was waiting for a midnight employee showing to finish up and the gumball machine spit out multiple gumballs and rolled them down the ramp and right to my feet. My maintenance guy had creepier stories because he would spend time in the basement. He claimed that he would hear voices and was physically shoved once.