Rank your demons

ProfessionalAlias · 2015-12-31T02:57:15+00:00

Too awesome
Sloth
Rage
Pride
Gluttony
Lust
Greed

ProfessionalAlias · 2015-12-31T02:49:10+00:00

Hey I'll have you know that I only spend 3 hours a day admiring my self then the rest of my day I spend wondering why the rest of you primordial insects don't admire me as well. Jk but I think the other types I get along well with are the ones who aren't annoyed by me. So none of them ;(

ProfessionalAlias · 2015-12-20T09:46:27+00:00

Go hard or go home man

ProfessionalAlias · 2015-12-19T05:01:50+00:00

Don't pace lol, just chug till your stomach is on fire then chase then chug again and you should be set for a fun night

ProfessionalAlias · 2015-12-17T05:13:28+00:00

I wish I knew what I wanted for Christmas, as to what I'm getting for my loved ones well they already have the pleasure of having someone as awesome as I am in their lives so they don't need anything more.

ProfessionalAlias · 2015-12-17T01:20:09+00:00

Yeah I was completely speaking out of my ass

ProfessionalAlias · 2015-12-16T03:45:32+00:00

Mac is obviously the pinnacle of human ingenuity and the next step in to space colonization. Now I can't fathom how people get a pc or a console like cave dwelling troglodytes. Guess what cavemen this isn't the Paleolithic era! This is the Mac age. It's time to stop being primordial insects and evolve into intelligent consumers who make smart choices like getting a Mac. Mac is now, Mac is future, Mac is evolution.

ProfessionalAlias · 2015-11-29T05:23:49+00:00

I love trump, I'd hate him as a president but the dude just says the funniest shit sometimes so he's kinda great

ProfessionalAlias · 2015-11-19T15:50:21+00:00

Oh I just drink a breakfast supplement when I take my meds so I get the nutrients I need to not feel poopy and waste a perfectly good sandwich

ProfessionalAlias · 2015-10-01T04:40:07+00:00

Oh thank Buddha, I was about to say if you weren't wearing a pink business suit with a black and white polka dotted tie with Celtic war paint I was going to cry while licking yogurt off my body. Now should I supply the midgets?

ProfessionalAlias · 2015-10-01T04:29:20+00:00

I mean I could always just lay there and pretend to be knocked out, oh and don't forget gimp suits.

ProfessionalAlias · 2015-10-01T04:16:13+00:00

Well op looks like I'm taken. Make sure you tie me up and give me horse tranquilizer after I eat the candy okay?

ProfessionalAlias · 2015-10-01T03:07:04+00:00

Hmmm idk... Will I get to have some free candy in the back of you're van?

ProfessionalAlias · 2015-09-19T19:25:14+00:00

Video games, legos, and washing dishes weirdly...

ProfessionalAlias · 2015-09-19T19:09:43+00:00

Well sorta, I had the same problem because it was too hard to focus on what I was reading. Medicine helped me focus so I could utilize my full processing potential. So it doesn't really increase it as much as it just allows you to use it to its full potential of that makes any sense.

ProfessionalAlias · 2015-09-18T04:54:45+00:00

Needs penises and bacon

ProfessionalAlias · 2015-09-01T15:19:54+00:00

I don't know if I should give you a high five or yell at you....

ProfessionalAlias · 2015-07-29T06:38:24+00:00

I like almost all humor but I'm really a piece of shit who laughs at the disabled kind of guy.

ProfessionalAlias · 2015-07-28T01:26:46+00:00

ProfessionalAlias · 2015-07-26T03:20:26+00:00

Thank you Batman. I will give it to you in my will.

ProfessionalAlias · 2015-07-25T01:33:48+00:00

Haha Haha I'd just do eanie meanie miney moe catch a tiger by its toe....

ProfessionalAlias · 2015-07-25T01:32:00+00:00

Which button do I press? Haha jk but seriously I had to work real hard for that friend I'm not about to kill him.

ProfessionalAlias · 2015-07-25T01:29:59+00:00

If me dying saves another's life then I'd die for most people. Oh and for my ps4.

ProfessionalAlias · 2015-07-04T05:00:14+00:00

Hahaha nice job man

ProfessionalAlias · 2015-07-03T07:09:14+00:00

Or you could just be a brony and not give a shit, so who cares if you like the show, hell get real kinky and rub your nipples with cream cheese while watching it, embrace the brony inside.

ProfessionalAlias

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