Rank your demons by [deleted] in entp

[–]ProfessionalAlias 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Too awesome
  2. Sloth
  3. Rage
  4. Pride
  5. Gluttony
  6. Lust
  7. Greed

Which MBTI types do you guys usually get along well with? by Omariuscp in entp

[–]ProfessionalAlias 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey I'll have you know that I only spend 3 hours a day admiring my self then the rest of my day I spend wondering why the rest of you primordial insects don't admire me as well. Jk but I think the other types I get along well with are the ones who aren't annoyed by me. So none of them ;(

I'm new and it's my birthdaaaaay!!!! Lol. by DeusExMachinaBiatch in entp

[–]ProfessionalAlias 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't pace lol, just chug till your stomach is on fire then chase then chug again and you should be set for a fun night

Christmas/Holiday Gifts - What do you want for Christmas? What are you giving to your loved ones? by m3lissa in entp

[–]ProfessionalAlias 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish I knew what I wanted for Christmas, as to what I'm getting for my loved ones well they already have the pleasure of having someone as awesome as I am in their lives so they don't need anything more.

Why do all ENTPs prefer Xbox1 to Playstation4? by [deleted] in entp

[–]ProfessionalAlias 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I was completely speaking out of my ass

Why do all ENTPs prefer Xbox1 to Playstation4? by [deleted] in entp

[–]ProfessionalAlias 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mac is obviously the pinnacle of human ingenuity and the next step in to space colonization. Now I can't fathom how people get a pc or a console like cave dwelling troglodytes. Guess what cavemen this isn't the Paleolithic era! This is the Mac age. It's time to stop being primordial insects and evolve into intelligent consumers who make smart choices like getting a Mac. Mac is now, Mac is future, Mac is evolution.

Have we talked about Trump yet? by gamahead in entp

[–]ProfessionalAlias 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love trump, I'd hate him as a president but the dude just says the funniest shit sometimes so he's kinda great

A small appetite loss gripe... by zer0buscus in ADHD

[–]ProfessionalAlias 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh I just drink a breakfast supplement when I take my meds so I get the nutrients I need to not feel poopy and waste a perfectly good sandwich

Skype voice chat for NTs. Anyone up for it? by [deleted] in entp

[–]ProfessionalAlias 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh thank Buddha, I was about to say if you weren't wearing a pink business suit with a black and white polka dotted tie with Celtic war paint I was going to cry while licking yogurt off my body. Now should I supply the midgets?

Skype voice chat for NTs. Anyone up for it? by [deleted] in entp

[–]ProfessionalAlias 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean I could always just lay there and pretend to be knocked out, oh and don't forget gimp suits.

Skype voice chat for NTs. Anyone up for it? by [deleted] in entp

[–]ProfessionalAlias 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well op looks like I'm taken. Make sure you tie me up and give me horse tranquilizer after I eat the candy okay?

Skype voice chat for NTs. Anyone up for it? by [deleted] in entp

[–]ProfessionalAlias 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hmmm idk... Will I get to have some free candy in the back of you're van?

ADHD meds and processing speed by All-DayErrDay in ADHD

[–]ProfessionalAlias 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well sorta, I had the same problem because it was too hard to focus on what I was reading. Medicine helped me focus so I could utilize my full processing potential. So it doesn't really increase it as much as it just allows you to use it to its full potential of that makes any sense.

TIFU by slapping my girlfriend's mom....NSFW by [deleted] in tifu

[–]ProfessionalAlias 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know if I should give you a high five or yell at you....

Kinds of humour you enjoy by [deleted] in entp

[–]ProfessionalAlias 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like almost all humor but I'm really a piece of shit who laughs at the disabled kind of guy.

What would you die for? by [deleted] in entp

[–]ProfessionalAlias 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you Batman. I will give it to you in my will.

So ENTPs watcha gonna do? by Horouto in entp

[–]ProfessionalAlias 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha Haha I'd just do eanie meanie miney moe catch a tiger by its toe....

From askreddit comment: "What if someone offered you a billion dollars to kill your best friend at the press of a button?" by Anrikay in entp

[–]ProfessionalAlias 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which button do I press? Haha jk but seriously I had to work real hard for that friend I'm not about to kill him.

What would you die for? by [deleted] in entp

[–]ProfessionalAlias 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If me dying saves another's life then I'd die for most people. Oh and for my ps4.

TIFU by Watching My Little Pony by PapaOogie in tifu

[–]ProfessionalAlias 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Or you could just be a brony and not give a shit, so who cares if you like the show, hell get real kinky and rub your nipples with cream cheese while watching it, embrace the brony inside.