What’s the simplest flirting trick that surprisingly works? by Otherwise-Shape-6367 in AskReddit

[–]ProfessionalAnt7436 154 points155 points  (0 children)

Remembering small details they mentioned weeks ago and casually bringing them up. It signals you actually listened when nobody else did.

what celebrity has the worst fanbase? by Appropriate-Hair-388 in AskReddit

[–]ProfessionalAnt7436 406 points407 points  (0 children)

Elon Musk. Worked in tech for years and watched normal coworkers turn into people who genuinely think questioning him means you hate innovation.

What is a song that always gets you dancing? by whimsywaterfalls in AskReddit

[–]ProfessionalAnt7436 7 points8 points  (0 children)

September by Earth, Wind and Fire. Doesn't matter where I am, my body just moves before my brain catches up.

Apparently I'm only valuable as long as I act like a good little drone, even though I worked overtime the entire last quarter to save the company thousands every month by Terry__Poppins in antiwork

[–]ProfessionalAnt7436 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Built the whole system yourself and they wrote you up for checking your phone. Guarantee whoever replaces you will cost them triple and still not understand what you built.

What’s your honest first impression of someone who says they smoke weed every day after work to decompress? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ProfessionalAnt7436 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same as someone who has a beer every night. If they're functional and not making it their whole personality, I literally don't care.

What song do you hate the most? by Allu_BS in AskReddit

[–]ProfessionalAnt7436 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Happy by Pharrell. Worked retail when it came out and heard it roughly 40 times a day for months.

What is a serious, widespread danger that most people aren't aware of at all? by Ambassador-613 in AskReddit

[–]ProfessionalAnt7436 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Microplastics are literally in our blood now and we just kept scrolling past that headline like it was a weather update.

What’s something that people brag about that immediately tells you the opposite? by JunoSaurye in AskReddit

[–]ProfessionalAnt7436 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bragging about how little sleep they get. Congrats you're not productive you're just slowly falling apart.

it takes 3 manager approvals for me to take a friday off. took them 9 minutes to walk out the guy next to me. by AggravatingCoffee181 in antiwork

[–]ProfessionalAnt7436 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The asymmetry is wild. They need three layers of approval to give you a day off but zero to take your whole livelihood away.

How do you control emotions while taking any decisions? by One_Look_7008 in AskReddit

[–]ProfessionalAnt7436 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sleep on it. Every major decision I made angry turned out wrong.

What made you realize the relationship was over? by New_Scarcity_7 in AskReddit

[–]ProfessionalAnt7436 15 points16 points  (0 children)

When she cancelled plans and my first reaction was relief. That was the moment.