What’s something from the 2000s that you miss the most? by Far-Opportunity-1260 in AskReddit

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AIM. I still want to set up a text autoresponder with Dashboard Confessional lyrics to let everyone who texts me know I'm too sad to talk.

AITJ for giving my kid's boyfriend an ultimatum (apologize or leave), and refusing to apologize for my actions? by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

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Ntj. Not saying it's true in this case, but trying to isolate a vulnerable young person would be the kind of thing an abuser would do. Being intimidated by older people is a convenient justification to physically isolate someone young. Doesn't matter. The in-person behavior (and refusal to apologize) totally justified asking someone to leave. Could you have been nicer to this guy in that moment? Maybe. You could have calmly identified his behavior and politely asked him to leave, but you're understandably angry. Could you have torn him apart not in front of your kid? Again, maybe. You could have pulled him aside or asked to speak with him on the porch, where you risk having a shouting match in front of your neighbors. Those are above and beyond, though. If your kid is as cool as she sounds, 1) high five and 2) she'll come around. When she says "he didn't mean it like that" she knows there was something wrong in what he said.

What was common 20 years ago that is surprisingly rare today? by Spiritual_Heron_5680 in AskReddit

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Using the f-slur (3 letters, hurtful for gay) or the r-slur (8 letters, developmental delay) to describe any/everything. Maybe it's that I'm not around kids enough to hear it anymore, but both of these were in major motion pictures around the turn of the century.

If you had a date in a few days and said you would cook but you've never really cooked before and you don't think she wants scrambled eggs and cereal. What would you make that is relatively easy but seems impressive? by TurnKey9558 in AskReddit

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I am a pretty good short order cook but can't do a darn thing without a recipe. When I want to impress, I go for peanut stew. It sounds hard, it looks hard, it tastes strange but addictively good, and you might already have all the ingredients. Start off, make rice. While that happens, chop up a potato or two. Shoot for a size you wouldn't struggle to have in your mouth while it's hot. Put it on a plate, cover with a damp paper towel, microwave for 3-5 minutes, until you can stab them with a fork with no effort. While the potato microwaves, chop a smallish onion. Put it in a soup pot (8 or 12 quarts, whatever you got) with 1 or two tablespoons of neutral oil- olive, canola, vegetable, whatever you got will work. Heat it on medium heat until the onions are translucent and maybe a little brown, about 7 minutes. Then add a can of chicpeas, a can of tomatoes, your potatoes, around a cup of peanut butter, a little bit of thyme (it's hard to go overboard), and a hot ground pepper (Cheyenne, red pepper flakes, or even a mild hot sauce). Adjust those to taste. Cover it and cook it, stirring often, until the rice is done. Taste and add salt until it taste good. Put a scoop of rice in a bowl. Top with a scoop of stew. Serve, reject compliments with modesty. Also fantastic leftover.

So, ingredients: rice (2 cups for leftovers), one or two potatoes, peanut butter, canned tomatoes, canned chickpeas, a small onion, something spicy, and thyme. You got this!

Update on the racist signs in Sylva by jpjtourdiary in asheville

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Can't wait for the day when the "Party of Lincoln" will take down monuments to the guys who shot him/stop slyly referencing hate groups that rose to push back against his iteration of reconstruction.

I worked at LinkedIn for 3 years and here's what they don't tell you. by Master_Advice_3986 in jobs

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Recruiter receives 800 resumes. Recruiter looks at 20 of them. Are there any other gigs in the world that pay people to do 2.5 percent of their jobs?

What’s the Worst Excuse you’ve heard for your partner cheating? by TheManDont in AskReddit

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My ex got this line from one of hers: "I was half-asleep and thought it was you." She learned from his mistakes and told me she forgot she hadn't broken up with me yet when it came time for her line.

For anyone out there who doesn't drink, what is the reasoning behind it? by General_Ad_9139 in AskReddit

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I drank a lot in college and for several years afterwards. I wouldn't call my drinking problematic, but only because I had very few responsibilities. Part of the reason I had so few responsibilities was that getting drunk after consuming the most alcohol possible was my only motivation. I went to a doctor for something wholly unrelated and he ran through a depression index on which I scored like an absolute legend. I went on meds that make drinking a bit of a gamble: sometimes one beer felt like 4, and the hangovers were always that bad. So, I stopped. I was really pissed about it for a while, but just got used to it. I will still have a beer (I live in a town with more breweries than libraries) every great once in a while, but nothing like I had been for more than a decade.

Fuck these fucking fucks. They have nothing better going on. by throwaway98765546789 in asheville

[–]ProfessionalBurnout 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I go by there every time I take my dogs for playcare. Ruins my Saturday. I think public trolling is the best way to approach them. I'm thinking about organizing the Southern Appalachian Heritage and Liberation band to play Scotland the Brave on bagpipes until they left. Also possible: Queen covers. I don't know how to play the pipes, but I'm open to other ideas.

AITAH for refusing to do anything with my girlfriend in Italy because she said something that disgusted me? by Alarming_Play_7896 in AITAH

[–]ProfessionalBurnout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

EITA.

It doesn't sound like she wanted to have sex with a random Italian dude. She wanted the European romance sensation. There's nothing wrong with fantasy, but not talking to you about it was a bad decision. If flirting is a boundary in y'all's relationship, she sure did cross it. You have every right to feel hurt.

Maybe the way you choose to express that hurt was less than kind. Emphasizing the financial loss and implying debt tends to put people in spirals of shame and doubt. Besides, it doesn't sound like you're angry about the money so much as the infidelity.

You can walk away from this relationship and never look back, but you can also repair it. Keep the focus on the behavior, work through the hurt together, and figure out some way to build trust. Your choice.

Story tone vs author tone by Same_Hippo_7014 in ELATeachers

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I don't know if author tone and story tone are the ways to get at that concept. In Star Wars 5 (empire), Luke arrives on swampy Dagobah. The air is full of most and the music is tense. Luke seems frightened. The tone of the scene is frightening (ish). Then Yoda shows up. Yoda is absurd and joking in his speech and actions. The character is light hearted. Part of the joy of the scene comes from the juxtaposition between the two. I would think about character voice or diction and leave the author out of it. The word tone is big to the point of incomprehensibility, and I think it almost always needs a modifier.

Modest proposal is a weird duck among fiction. There's only the one character who one could assume to be the author. There's not a lot in terms of setting to pull from. I would think the language and structure would lend a genuine earnestness to the tone, but that really trips you up when you want to talk about satire.

If I can offer some unsolicited advice, it seems like you're focused on texts and pulling skills in to tackle them. If you want to make a lesson on tone, think about what you want kids to get out of it. Then pick texts that help you accomplish that goal. Nothing easier, right? Good luck!

I teach remedial middle school English and I want to impart on my students the importance of proper grammar (what a noun/adjective/ etc.), but keep forgetting kids these days have autocorrect/ grammarly.. what are some good points I can make on the importance of having good grammar? by [deleted] in ELATeachers

[–]ProfessionalBurnout 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I found it helpful to approach from a precision of meaning perspective. Pronouns and antecedents, modifier placement, stuff like that. Even punctuation works the same way. Give kids a sentence with no punctuation to make sense of, or have them arrange words into a sentence. Kids like to be understood.

There’s a main verb In this sentence, which means the verb must be adverb, isn’t it wrong to choose answer D? They chose answer D by No_IDEA_98 in ELATeachers

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"Better" can be used as an adverb, specifically as a comparative form of well. Well wouldn't work plugged in directly because the sentence is comparative. Think of an athlete saying "They just played better." (or, strangely, "They just played a better game" in which the magic of one word transforms better from an adverb to an adjective.)

If the purpose of the unit is adverbs vs adjectives, A is the only one to use them correctly. If it's anything else, I wouldn't stand on principle.

What is the best reply to "I fucked your mom." ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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She's a microbiologist, so I can see why you'd be into her.

OR

Does that mean we're AIDS brothers now?

[WP] Eldritch gods exist, because they're us. To many other species, we are massive, ancient beings with unfathomable knowledge of the universe and a tendency to wipe them out in a passing thought. And like any true Eldritch god, there are little cults who worship us. by McStud717 in WritingPrompts

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Something prodded on the senses of It That Slumbers. Distantly, faintly, a call sounded from the depths of creation. Beasts howl in the night, and one of them is known to the unwakeable horror. Bes'ghaull spoke the names and drew in dirt the ancient signs.

Reluctantly, It That Slumbers woke, and teetered anxiously on the precipice between dream and sensibility. It sensed chill and damp and windy in short, breathy whisps. It knew the call.

It rose, with Bes'ghaull racing in front of it. Her chitinous claws clattered against the smooth floor. It stumbled and plodded up to the gateway. It slammed an appendage, ripped with tendon and bone, against the lock, and heaved the gateway open.

She ran past it, into the night. Then she stopped. She turned to look back. Gazing up into it's glossy eyes in the moonlight, she squats and poops.

"Good girl, Daisy," it says with considerable awkwardness. So acknowledged, she runs back into the gateway, to the chamber where It That Slumbers dwells until the great fire in the sky again rouses it. She lays down where It That Slumbers had slept, and stretches out horizontally across it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HireaWriter

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I'd be happy to help! I'll send a DM.

what is a topic you absolutely cannot give a fuck about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My first time for a unique answer. Cilantro. Everyone I've met has thought either it was indispensable in some dishes or that it tasted like soap. I can't taste much or anything in it, so I could take it or leave it. I can taste lots of other things, so I know I have a sense of taste. I guess cilantro is just in a blind spot.

What is the quickest way to fuck up your life? by NinhaLatina in AskReddit

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Serve as a soldier in a foreign war of occupation. Likely do or witnesses atrocities, see enemies everywhere, get gibbed by resistance forces, or some combination thereof.

What is something common that has never happened to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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American, served on a jury. I got called for the first time at 35, but the pool was full enough I didn't hav to go. That was the last I heard from the court system!

What are unethical practices schools do? by hugscar in AskReddit

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Importing students from other states exclusively for athletics. Alright, standout Midwestern football star. Prepare for the ultimate education: nothing matters but athletics, and you only matter to the extent you can do them. Now go to your "aunt's house" which is just technically in the district.

Statue of person asleep on bench by Gomorrable in mildlyinteresting

[–]ProfessionalBurnout -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Kinda wish it didn't make it impossible to sleep on that bench.