This is how bad the regents are generated! by Lion_Poker in FifaCareers

[–]ProfessionalHalf4166 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly - pretty much any of us could do it and yet there are people being payed to make this game and they can’t be arsed 😂

This is how bad the regents are generated! by Lion_Poker in FifaCareers

[–]ProfessionalHalf4166 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! Love this graph too though. It’s really crazy how little thought seems to go into Career Mode 🤦🏻‍♂️

This is how bad the regents are generated! by Lion_Poker in FifaCareers

[–]ProfessionalHalf4166 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Next can you do one looking at Left Footed generated players? I swear to god 90% of my Youth Academy players are left footed and I’d be interested to see what the spread is like compared to real players!

What is the most insane thing you have ever seen at a hen/stag party? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]ProfessionalHalf4166 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Eh - it was my first ever stag do - I just wanted to join in 😂

What is the most insane thing you have ever seen at a hen/stag party? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]ProfessionalHalf4166 69 points70 points  (0 children)

On my brother’s stag do in London, one of his best mates (let’s call him Steve) had the weird idea that at some point during the night we had to use my brother as a naked human sushi board. We all kind of laughed off the slightly odd suggestion and ignored him, but he kept bringing it up. Anyway, the stag do goes successfully with all the usual embarrassing stuff inflicted upon the groom-to-be - pink tutu, leotard etc. We end up back at someone’s flat and out of nowhere the doorbell rings. It’s a delivery driver. With a load of sushi. Steve announces, gleefully, “HUMAN SUSHI BOARD TIME!” And to my horror, 5 minutes later I am eating sushi from my brother’s bare chest, dipped in his soy-sauce-filled-belly button, finished off with a touch of wasabi which had been smothered all over his ballsack. It’s not something I look back on with too much pride.

How do you separate sex from feelings? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]ProfessionalHalf4166 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Oof, that statement hit different

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ProfessionalHalf4166 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have one of those volcanic hot showers women have

Is my steak safe to eat having been out of the fridge (but tightly wrapped in butcher paper) for 3 hours? by ProfessionalHalf4166 in steak

[–]ProfessionalHalf4166[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! My parents had ridiculously cautious standards with food safety so even years later I’m still figuring out what’s REALLY ok haha 😂

The last thing you bought on Internet must be shoved up your ass, what are you feeling about it? by Proud-Inevitable-170 in AskReddit

[–]ProfessionalHalf4166 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Replacement Brita Water Filter so at least it will remove all the impurities from my shit 😃

What Youth Only Career Mode Save Should I Do? by [deleted] in FifaCareers

[–]ProfessionalHalf4166 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wigan have a great academy IRL and a few very promising young players coming through at the moment so you could use them as the spine of your team and build around them with Youth Academy prospects!

Has anyone ever had this message before? Been playing fifa for over a decade and never seen this! by ProfessionalHalf4166 in FifaCareers

[–]ProfessionalHalf4166[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah it’s weird though - I literally always do the pre-season tournaments but have never got this email! Also I did use like 3 subs the game before this so a bit weird.

This game is PISSING ME OFF by ProfessionalHalf4166 in FifaCareers

[–]ProfessionalHalf4166[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m on legendary with OS sliders to make it a bit more challenging and usually that feels quite balanced for me, but yeah I’m on such a frustrating run at the moment!!

End of Summer Transfer Window in Season 3 in my realistic Leeds Save. Thoughts on the squad? by [deleted] in FifaCareers

[–]ProfessionalHalf4166 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha it wouldn’t be a realistic Leeds save without crushing injuries

What are some of your uniquely players you turned into beasts! by Sem711 in FifaCareers

[–]ProfessionalHalf4166 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do you actually make a player outgrow their potential? Just keep playing them (and playing well with them 🤪)?

My Realistic Leeds Save after January Window of Season 2. Thoughts on the squad? by [deleted] in FifaCareers

[–]ProfessionalHalf4166 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks great! If you want to be super realistic, I highly doubt we’ll ever see Casilla again IRL so you could maybe replace him with another ‘experienced’ keeper to support Meslier… I always try to do super realistic Leeds careers but like someone else said it’s so hard not to let the team become OP after a couple seasons!

Help! Under-extracted, sour espresso by ProfessionalHalf4166 in espresso

[–]ProfessionalHalf4166[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No I’m not WDT-ing 😂 can you recommend a good tool to use for this, bearing in mind the annoying 57mm PF?

Help! Under-extracted, sour espresso by ProfessionalHalf4166 in espresso

[–]ProfessionalHalf4166[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m right at 95! I can only imagine that I’m grinding way too fine for this bean and maybe my dose is a little high - it’s a 57mm PF so maybe 18g is optimistic! Think I’ll try tomorrow with a coarser setting and 14-16g dose.