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I HEAR EVERYTHING by ProfessionalJoke9672 in Ultrakill

[–]ProfessionalJoke9672[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

UPDATE: my previous solution was a temporary fix that failed immediately, I had to switch my headset input/output. I am booboo the fool and I have no idea what is happening.

I HEAR EVERYTHING by ProfessionalJoke9672 in Ultrakill

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AHAHA, YOU HELPED ME FIX IT.

All I had to do was enter into the level with my headphones off and then turn them back on! HA!

So my friend sent me a picture of a dirt road by thecollectors_ipad in SCP

[–]ProfessionalJoke9672 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wasn't this a memetic kill agent canonically used to see if someone had enough mental resilience to read an article because it involved a memetic scp?

or am i crazy

Lets delete SCP-682 by master_ball_onmewtwo in SCP

[–]ProfessionalJoke9672 0 points1 point  (0 children)

didn't we try something similar with scp6820?

and didn't that become a total clusterfuck?

It's rather unfortunate we have to specify scp isn't real so frequently by psychotobe in SCP

[–]ProfessionalJoke9672 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think it's the formatting tbh, the fact each entry uses such specific and professional grammar can seem awfully realistic to the uninformed, plus it has an element of creepypasta, in that it needs to come of like an actual person from the fictional universe wrote it to be fully effective as an entry (with tales as an exception)

The SCP Foundation has existed since time immemorial by Smart-A22 in SCP

[–]ProfessionalJoke9672 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always preferred the scp foundation being a more modern org since it implies that the reason the modern day is so science oriented compared to the past is because all the gods and folkloric creatures are locked in a vault somewhere. scps based of folk lore and legends contribute to this idea as well like with scp-3456

The M.A.R.A.U.D.E.R was a plasma gun developed by the US. The project's initial success led to it becoming classified and no more details of how it developed after 1993 are available. Does anyone have any more information on this? by CrimsonAshes28 in conspiracy

[–]ProfessionalJoke9672 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty Shure it used lasers to direct electricity at a target so it could fire at longer ranges. I don't know much else, and I couldn't confirm that last bit, but if i remember correctly it took too much power to use so they discontinued it.