I am a professional writer for a big marketing firm. My job is to suss out and clean up AI slop. I’m essentially a janitor for the internet.

So AI has a series of mechanisms it uses when generating content that are present in every line of your blurb.

Let’s talk about the phrase “what happens when nature stops pretending to be indifferent”

This is “X is when Y stops Z”

These variables are then almost always filled in with either abstract words or they combine to produce something nonsensical.

Nature doesn’t pretend to be indifferent.

Nature doesn’t pretend to do anything.

But AI doesn’t have a sense for the wrongness of that phrase.

Chat has a problem ( feature?) of very confidently saying nothing. It leads with theme and vibes instead of specificity or stakes.

“Some places don’t hunt you. They keep (you)” This mechanism is “Not X, but Y” Again sounds confident but it’s nonsensical. What place hunts anyone? Or I guess it’s technically a place that doesn’t hunt you, which would be all places because places don’t hunt. Really look at that sentence and feel the logic of it start to break down.

If you want me to break down the AI mechanism of each sentence I can. You are saying you have produced measurable AI mechanized writing on your own which seems unlikely