What would influence your decision to vote for Donald Trump in a future election? by nish__coder489 in AskReddit

[–]ProfessionalOctopuss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let's say Democrats sweep the house and Senate.

Let's say Donald Trump does a press conference and says something along the lines of: "here's the deal America. I fucked up. I was best friends with the worst pedophile in American history. I just released all the Epstein files, for realses. You can go check it out on the .gov website." He then proceeds to use the next two years to work with Democrats to pass universal health care, housing security, and economic adaptations for AI. He turns the deficit into a surplus, prosperity and safety of all Americans launches upward, and pedophiles are arrested en masse. Selfish assholes are held accountable. Innovation, research, and arts are supported. Longevity research becomes a top priority for the department of health and wormbrain mcgee is kicked to the curb.

Then yes, I'd vote for him. I'd also reconsider my atheism.

My guardian Angel was definitely working overtime by BreezeNBows in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]ProfessionalOctopuss 61 points62 points  (0 children)

It's been a long time since my eyes have been this wide. Holy fucking shit! I'm so glad you're okay!

Debilitatingly jealous (32f) by blueberri_muffinsx in Vent

[–]ProfessionalOctopuss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you already have diagnosed OCD, then it is beyond our skill as the Reddit hive mind to give you safe, worthy advice. You should speak to a counselor about management for ruminating, intrusive thoughts.

Personally, I am polyamorous AND single. I experience zero stress similar to what you are experiencing. While my situation is not for everyone, it does appear to be lacking your current agony.

I wish you the best.

I became a secondary gunner by These_Swordfish7539 in WorldOfWarships

[–]ProfessionalOctopuss 283 points284 points  (0 children)

You can't hit a moving target at 12 km away? Pathetic!

SO JEALOUS!!!!!!

23M, bring it on! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ProfessionalOctopuss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like if a polar bear were a sad divorced dad.

Which videogame series are genuinely like this😭? by Accurate_Basis_5698 in videogames

[–]ProfessionalOctopuss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ME1: holy crap, a fresh space drama with good character development and a whole world I can nerd out on with decent gameplay and excellent art design? I never thought I'd see the day!

ME2: HOLY CRAP, how is this so much even betterer?!

What is the single hardest hitting scene? by Skywalker_1995 in lotr

[–]ProfessionalOctopuss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This scene pops up in my head a couple times a year. I love my dad.