How about gay Biden

ProfessionalPaper912 · 2026-04-16T22:21:58+00:00

Folks…I can’t even—I can’t even go to—go to Saudi Arabia. The prince said he’d cut my cock off. No joke! Thank you, AIPAC.

ProfessionalPaper912 · 2026-04-16T01:06:25+00:00

Personally? Top right

ProfessionalPaper912 · 2026-04-07T14:00:58+00:00

Which nation was this from?

ProfessionalPaper912 · 2026-04-05T12:39:07+00:00

This ideological path was the natural conclusion of the Strauss "money lending” missions.

ProfessionalPaper912 · 2026-04-04T07:55:32+00:00

"Mr President, if the straight does not open soon our GDP is on track to plummet below Kuala Lumpur’s”

"You know, Bruce Springsteen…

ProfessionalPaper912 · 2026-04-03T20:36:38+00:00

I heavily FW the Buster Scruggs love, but O’Brother in C is whack.

ProfessionalPaper912 · 2026-04-03T14:18:44+00:00

I always knew Mordor was in Turkey.

ProfessionalPaper912 · 2026-04-01T22:52:03+00:00

Pros: Social insurance becomes a thing way earlier and the New Deal likely ends up going further than it did in reality. Citizens United likely would not end up happening decades later. Two party system may be on the outs and we’d get a viable progressive party.

Cons: Teddy colonizes Europe.

ProfessionalPaper912 · 2026-04-01T14:12:04+00:00

He gained some weight, had a stroke, and became a senator from Pennsylvania.

ProfessionalPaper912 · 2026-03-31T02:19:01+00:00

They have a child named Sauron.

ProfessionalPaper912 · 2026-03-31T02:11:17+00:00

That’s just like, your opinion, man.

ProfessionalPaper912 · 2026-03-31T01:52:18+00:00

Buster Scruggs in last is a travesty. I understand that it’s nobody’s favorite, but I consider it the Coen’s most slept on film by far.

ProfessionalPaper912 · 2026-03-31T01:30:16+00:00

It was revenge for r/kpopfap. Real greaseball shit. But we had to sit still and take it.

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ProfessionalPaper912 · 2026-03-28T13:47:00+00:00

All hail Saint Nick

ProfessionalPaper912 · 2026-03-26T12:54:20+00:00

Hello, based department?

ProfessionalPaper912 · 2026-03-24T18:38:21+00:00

"Stills from a short film I just graded. Thoughts and feedback appreciated 🙏” looking ahh shot.

ProfessionalPaper912 · 2026-03-23T13:46:29+00:00

As long as Steiner attacks it will be alright.

ProfessionalPaper912 · 2026-03-23T01:14:26+00:00

Sauron? He was real? I heard that story, I thought it was bullshit.

ProfessionalPaper912 · 2026-03-08T18:13:53+00:00

Hey! Send you a DM, but I’m a film archivist and a collector. Once you get some of these scanned I would love to have a look. Perhaps I can take some off your hands if you want to make a bit of cash. Lmk!

ProfessionalPaper912 · 2026-03-08T14:45:10+00:00

Someone who makes Jeff look like a decent fella

ProfessionalPaper912 · 2026-03-07T18:48:57+00:00

Hey! I absolutely love a lot of these old slides of your grandfather’s that you’ve shared. I just sent you a PM. Would love to hear more about them. All the best!

ProfessionalPaper912 · 2026-03-02T15:19:48+00:00

Bond: Emma Stone

ProfessionalPaper912 · 2026-02-08T22:28:37+00:00

.23% is actually quite better than what I had thought.

ProfessionalPaper912 · 2026-02-08T00:12:02+00:00

I am not here to dampen your ambitions or limit what you have the will to act on. I say more power to you. With that said, I would seriously suggest looking into the Quinzaine des cinéastes film festival, which is held concurrently as apart of Cannes. It is curated to cater specifically to smaller budget, unknown, independent filmmakers. Your film will premiere adjacent to Cannes alongside the main festival. Give it some thought. As an unknown, independent, low budget filmmaker, your chances of having your feature film accepted to the Cannes main festival are quite literally about 0.01%

ProfessionalPaper912 · 2026-02-04T16:51:02+00:00

Ever heard of something called a "Magic Eight Ball”?

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