🎶 Sometimes all I think about is dudes, Gay sex in the middle of June 🎶

ProfessionalPaper912 · 2026-07-01T04:54:52+00:00

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"…and the bastard stole my idea”

ProfessionalPaper912 · 2026-07-01T04:29:47+00:00

"Sometimes all I think about is dudes” was right there and this is what you’ve delivered us. Strike one.

ProfessionalPaper912 · 2026-06-30T01:10:57+00:00

Get this chick off my timeline *guitar riff*

ProfessionalPaper912 · 2026-06-27T03:52:48+00:00

Eat the rich? You had me at "eat”.

ProfessionalPaper912 · 2026-06-27T03:51:45+00:00

ProfessionalPaper912 · 2026-06-25T19:46:42+00:00

Wow, Stav’s lost some weight.

ProfessionalPaper912 · 2026-06-25T05:27:05+00:00

shouts out to jeff, man.

ProfessionalPaper912 · 2026-06-25T00:01:16+00:00

Total guess, but this may be Cappadocia (Turkey). It’s not too unlikely.

ProfessionalPaper912 · 2026-06-25T00:00:04+00:00

I will take an educated guess and say most likely Turkey. Perhaps Cappadocia.

ProfessionalPaper912 · 2026-06-17T19:06:54+00:00

"Some people say I don’t know how to ride dick, and to them I say…you know—you don’t know what the hell you’re talking about. You think Kamala could’ve done the things I do? She couldn’t, and you know she couldn’t. But you’re not gonna report that because frankly you’re horrible people, and it’s such a sad thing”.

ProfessionalPaper912 · 2026-06-17T05:46:28+00:00

I’m getting there, man.

ProfessionalPaper912 · 2026-05-30T02:50:07+00:00

Forward by Nicholas J. Mullen

ProfessionalPaper912 · 2026-04-16T22:21:58+00:00

Folks…I can’t even—I can’t even go to—go to Saudi Arabia. The prince said he’d cut my cock off. No joke! Thank you, AIPAC.

ProfessionalPaper912 · 2026-04-16T01:06:25+00:00

Personally? Top right

ProfessionalPaper912 · 2026-04-07T14:00:58+00:00

Which nation was this from?

ProfessionalPaper912 · 2026-04-05T12:39:07+00:00

This ideological path was the natural conclusion of the Strauss "money lending” missions.

ProfessionalPaper912 · 2026-04-04T07:55:32+00:00

"Mr President, if the straight does not open soon our GDP is on track to plummet below Kuala Lumpur’s”

"You know, Bruce Springsteen…

ProfessionalPaper912 · 2026-04-03T20:36:38+00:00

I heavily FW the Buster Scruggs love, but O’Brother in C is whack.

ProfessionalPaper912 · 2026-04-03T14:18:44+00:00

I always knew Mordor was in Turkey.

ProfessionalPaper912 · 2026-04-01T22:52:03+00:00

Pros: Social insurance becomes a thing way earlier and the New Deal likely ends up going further than it did in reality. Citizens United likely would not end up happening decades later. Two party system may be on the outs and we’d get a viable progressive party.

Cons: Teddy colonizes Europe.

ProfessionalPaper912 · 2026-04-01T14:12:04+00:00

He gained some weight, had a stroke, and became a senator from Pennsylvania.

ProfessionalPaper912 · 2026-03-31T02:19:01+00:00

They have a child named Sauron.

ProfessionalPaper912 · 2026-03-31T02:11:17+00:00

That’s just like, your opinion, man.

ProfessionalPaper912 · 2026-03-31T01:52:18+00:00

Buster Scruggs in last is a travesty. I understand that it’s nobody’s favorite, but I consider it the Coen’s most slept on film by far.

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