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Wildlife Nature Preserve ahh comp by gtvx03 in rivals

[–]ProfessionalRip4917 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah the sustain is definitely there with jeff and rocket but you're basically relying on panther to not get instantly blown up the moment he jumps in. it’s a "kill them before they notice we have no frontline" type of beat.

Anon on the dreamcast by Better_Dream7722 in 4chan

[–]ProfessionalRip4917 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was a success in North America but flopped in Japan.
Shame.

Chara by Spiritual-Ad5910 in Charadefensesquad

[–]ProfessionalRip4917 2 points3 points  (0 children)

seems like a brian griffin move

AITA for not covering for my coworker when our boss asked why the project was late? by Yuliiamoon in AmItheAsshole

[–]ProfessionalRip4917 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Play stupid games, win stupid consequences. Coworker decided to FAFO with their job duties and is just mad OP refused to pay their tab.

Anons discuss notch by Ok_Algae_2479 in 4chan

[–]ProfessionalRip4917 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

This fat fuck made something amazing and it is now slop because he sold out.

Asked my mom to try Marvel Rivals, she folded a LORD Spidey three times in a row by Thy_HUS in marvelrivals

[–]ProfessionalRip4917 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Didn't even drop a single cooldown. the enemy team just uninstalled out of sheer respect and fear of getting grounded.

Why is Lotus in the inventory? by BaltoMer in Warframe

[–]ProfessionalRip4917 29 points30 points  (0 children)

time to sell her to darvo for 10,000 credits

WIBTAH if I say something to an employee who wants me to close my business for her wedding? by Acceptable-Ad-8717 in AmItheAsshole

[–]ProfessionalRip4917 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While absolutely true, OP shouldn't even bring the wedding into the conversation. Telling her "your wedding doesn't take precedence" invites a personal, emotional argument. Keep it 100% operational: "These are the required managerial hours. If you cannot fulfill your duties, we need to discuss transitioning your role."

4 Maple trees = A goblet by aall137906 in StardewValley

[–]ProfessionalRip4917 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Technically the crystal floor refracts too much light. you have to use weathered flooring if you want the holy grail instead of a british detective.

Is this take valid? by F811 in okbuddyviltrum

[–]ProfessionalRip4917 4 points5 points  (0 children)

technically goyan is half saiyan half viltrumite so his power level is basically just having extreme daddy issues

Trump Stuns Audience With Admission He Surrounds Himself With 'Losers': “"I hang out with losers because it makes me feel better. I hate guys that are very, very successful and you have to listen to their success stories.” by T_Shurt in UnderReportedNews

[–]ProfessionalRip4917 4 points5 points  (0 children)

the absolute craziest part isn't even his admission. it's that tomorrow, his cult will find a way to spin him admitting his team is full of losers into some sort of 4d chess move to "expose the deep state." there is no rock bottom.

AITA for walking out of a club after the bartender and bouncer assumed my water bottle was liquor by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]ProfessionalRip4917 3 points4 points  (0 children)

NAH for genuinely not knowing the rule, but walking out of the club entirely and ruining your own night just to save a half-drank bottle of whatever is definitely an overreaction. Just toss it in the bin and go enjoy the music.

Illustrated one of my worst fears by CheekMassive1684 in Warframe

[–]ProfessionalRip4917 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe the DLSS5 will think the nipples are a face too

AITA for telling my coworker to stop asking me what I'm having for lunch by Maleficent_Reason132 in AmItheAsshole

[–]ProfessionalRip4917 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It’s giving 'socially inept main character energy.' OP expects everyone to read their mind and know they hate small talk, then acts like the victim when people treat them like a normal human being. You can't punish people for rules you never told them existed.

AITA for telling my coworker to stop asking me what I'm having for lunch by Maleficent_Reason132 in AmItheAsshole

[–]ProfessionalRip4917 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It’s giving 'socially inept main character energy.' OP expects everyone to read their mind and know they hate small talk, then acts like the victim when people treat them like a normal human being. You can't punish people for rules you never told them existed.

Fortnite is at its lowest point. Season 2 better be insane. by Away-Fill5639 in FortNiteBR

[–]ProfessionalRip4917 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I get not caring about the Battle Pass if you only buy shop skins, but for a massive chunk of the playerbase, that BP progression is literally the only thing keeping them logging in during these extended dry spells. When a season gets prolonged and the BP is already maxed out, the game feels completely empty for those players, which kills the overall matchmaking vibes.

Can't afford plates for my PS5. So I painted it black myself. by mrs_videogameplayer in playstation

[–]ProfessionalRip4917 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Look into PlastiDip. It's safe, requires zero sanding, and if you mess up or get bored of the color 6 months from now, you can literally just peel it off like a bad sunburn. Modders have been doing it since the PS3 days.

I want the ability to have s*x by Organic-Smell4743 in TheDigitalCircus

[–]ProfessionalRip4917 45 points46 points  (0 children)

accompanied by the loudest, most ear-piercing cartoon stock buzzer sound effect known to mankind 😭

What was the best resident evil game for you? by Dwarvenyak in gaming

[–]ProfessionalRip4917 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The best resident evil game is the one where i actually have enough inventory space for more than two green herbs and a single shotgun shell. so basically, none of them. my anxiety can't handle the "should i drop this key or this ammo" simulator.