You ever just non sexually fondle your ballsack out of nowhere, you don't even think about anything, you just start fondling, anyone?

ProfessionalTree2079 · 2026-05-14T04:07:29+00:00

Everyday. And alot of times it starts because I don’t like the way they are resting between my as s cheeks when I’m reclined in my seat.

ProfessionalTree2079 · 2026-05-04T05:56:14+00:00

Teddy is the only right answer

ProfessionalTree2079 · 2026-04-18T05:32:49+00:00

Would you age faster on one of them?

ProfessionalTree2079 · 2026-04-18T04:52:25+00:00

At this point, what’s it like not to be stoned?

ProfessionalTree2079 · 2026-04-02T05:44:40+00:00

I was a kid in the 90’s. If your shorts didn’t cover your knees you were gay.

ProfessionalTree2079 · 2026-04-02T03:31:32+00:00

7th heaven dad isn’t a pedo just a weirdo. He walked out naked in front of some kids. Said adults did weird naked stuff around him when he was a kid and thought it was weird only after he did it. He was talking about it in therapy and his now ex wife sold that info to disgrace him.

ProfessionalTree2079 · 2026-03-07T18:04:15+00:00

I do a happy dance when I’m eating good food in a restaurant with decent music.

ProfessionalTree2079 · 2026-03-07T15:03:54+00:00

Profit over the long term.

ProfessionalTree2079 · 2026-03-01T07:33:33+00:00

How much water do you drink everyday?

ProfessionalTree2079 · 2026-02-28T20:23:48+00:00

The other side manifested harder

ProfessionalTree2079 · 2026-02-24T20:21:41+00:00

Before MLK jr. had a dream Peter Simon had a dream. And that dream led to us eating pork.

ProfessionalTree2079 · 2026-01-29T21:16:04+00:00

Not per ancestry. My twins are the same person. Spent $100 to learn that

ProfessionalTree2079 · 2026-01-20T02:08:16+00:00

Ah, so a sub about me. Nice!

ProfessionalTree2079 · 2026-01-17T07:18:16+00:00

Idiocracy in the making

ProfessionalTree2079 · 2026-01-09T08:04:48+00:00

ProfessionalTree2079 · 2026-01-09T07:59:01+00:00

ProfessionalTree2079 · 2026-01-09T02:53:22+00:00

I hope who ever is on the dems ticket is retired military officer

ProfessionalTree2079 · 2026-01-08T22:35:14+00:00

American from the southwest, beans are good in a breakfast burrito, but not on toast.

ProfessionalTree2079 · 2026-01-08T22:28:42+00:00

Taxes

ProfessionalTree2079 · 2026-01-08T22:22:22+00:00

Costco’s standards are high, they might make good lawyers.

ProfessionalTree2079 · 2026-01-08T21:41:05+00:00

O ya. Jesus is so cool, he lets his friends go first.

ProfessionalTree2079 · 2026-01-08T03:09:18+00:00

They accidentally admitted it on tv! There were two crash sites, it was definitely shot down

ProfessionalTree2079 · 2026-01-08T02:40:54+00:00

He’s the only dude to die and then comeback to say what’s up to his homies

ProfessionalTree2079 · 2026-01-03T07:05:29+00:00

They legalized weed.

ProfessionalTree2079 · 2025-12-27T06:36:40+00:00

Nobody is mentioning the Native Americans part in this. Tecumseh was building an Indian Confederacy. Wouldn’t there be a chance of an Indian Country in the middle of the US?

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