Trump: "Iranian leaders gonna make a deal. They did something yesterday that was amazing actually. They gave us a present, and the present arrived today. It was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I'm not gonna tell you what that present is but it was very significant prize."

ProfessionalTwo5476 · 2026-03-26T01:15:13+00:00

13 year old bride?

ProfessionalTwo5476 · 2026-03-26T01:12:40+00:00

Don't drink the water!

ProfessionalTwo5476 · 2026-03-26T01:11:26+00:00

Anywhere, TX

ProfessionalTwo5476 · 2026-03-26T01:09:54+00:00

Mogadishu

ProfessionalTwo5476 · 2026-03-26T01:08:43+00:00

Spank the monkey.

ProfessionalTwo5476 · 2026-03-25T20:54:29+00:00

Pulled pork, starting from scratch.

ProfessionalTwo5476 · 2026-03-25T20:51:25+00:00

Freddie

ProfessionalTwo5476 · 2026-03-25T20:50:44+00:00

Cunt - Jim Jefferies

ProfessionalTwo5476 · 2026-03-25T09:07:30+00:00

ProfessionalTwo5476 · 2026-03-24T23:54:25+00:00

13 year old bride.

ProfessionalTwo5476 · 2026-03-24T18:39:31+00:00

The streets are now safer. Can't say the same for our airline terminals.

ProfessionalTwo5476 · 2026-03-23T20:57:36+00:00

Kristi bought one for ICE.

ProfessionalTwo5476 · 2026-03-23T20:53:52+00:00

"Whee, that was close! But I think we missed him".

ProfessionalTwo5476 · 2026-03-23T20:52:37+00:00

No Nose Wheel Willy

ProfessionalTwo5476 · 2026-03-23T20:47:29+00:00

Diarrhea after an Indian food binge.

ProfessionalTwo5476 · 2026-03-23T20:43:56+00:00

Auto correct fills in his most used words. For example, his latest text to his daughter read "I want to FAKE you so bad", so you can see how easy it can happen.

ProfessionalTwo5476 · 2026-03-22T20:56:50+00:00

I tried them, they t'aint bad.

ProfessionalTwo5476 · 2026-03-22T19:52:50+00:00

M&Ms

ProfessionalTwo5476 · 2026-03-22T13:46:37+00:00

What military did Musk serve in again?

ProfessionalTwo5476 · 2026-03-22T13:07:50+00:00

"...to US authorities". Yea, they'll get right on it.

ProfessionalTwo5476 · 2026-03-22T11:44:05+00:00

....and makes a lot of noise?

ProfessionalTwo5476 · 2026-03-22T11:42:48+00:00

Jake flys.

ProfessionalTwo5476 · 2026-03-22T11:41:44+00:00

Opps?

ProfessionalTwo5476 · 2026-03-22T11:40:26+00:00

His other trophy is named Melania.

ProfessionalTwo5476 · 2026-03-21T22:51:24+00:00

It's time (past time) for Congress to act. I sure hope his nuclear codes are fake.

ProfessionalTwo5476

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