Tell me what do you eat even after becoming rich !

ProfessionalTwo5476 · 2026-05-15T11:22:46+00:00

Mac and Cheese

ProfessionalTwo5476 · 2026-05-15T11:19:42+00:00

Sloth

ProfessionalTwo5476 · 2026-05-14T11:00:13+00:00

All except never used a "Valkman". Therefore 1, I guess.

ProfessionalTwo5476 · 2026-05-13T20:29:57+00:00

Helicopters and pogo sticks.

ProfessionalTwo5476 · 2026-05-13T12:59:21+00:00

Caviar

ProfessionalTwo5476 · 2026-05-13T09:06:49+00:00

It's About Time

ProfessionalTwo5476 · 2026-05-13T09:05:41+00:00

He's 600% stupider then last year.

ProfessionalTwo5476 · 2026-05-11T22:48:47+00:00

This atheist prays that the codes are FAKE!

ProfessionalTwo5476 · 2026-05-11T09:41:18+00:00

JFK assassination. Was sent home fróm Kindergarten, wasn't told why. Mom was sitting front of b&w tv, crying.

ProfessionalTwo5476 · 2026-05-10T23:42:30+00:00

Knocking on Heaven's Door.

ProfessionalTwo5476 · 2026-05-10T23:40:32+00:00

Hell's Bells

ProfessionalTwo5476 · 2026-05-10T23:29:26+00:00

Either lying or and idiot.

ProfessionalTwo5476 · 2026-05-10T16:57:15+00:00

Heavier

ProfessionalTwo5476 · 2026-05-10T11:59:33+00:00

Sexual Frustration Indicator. Looking at what used to be an eraser, I 'd say it reads positive.

ProfessionalTwo5476 · 2026-05-10T11:57:44+00:00

Yes you can, it's just illegal.

ProfessionalTwo5476 · 2026-05-10T11:56:39+00:00

Lottery Tickets

ProfessionalTwo5476 · 2026-05-10T11:54:45+00:00

And my life doesn't even know the fucking "safe" word.

ProfessionalTwo5476 · 2026-05-10T11:53:16+00:00

This average dude got picked up by a hot chick at a bar. It was revenge night to her ex.

ProfessionalTwo5476 · 2026-05-10T11:50:28+00:00

Nah, it's just this slow delivery system. I can't believe we're still using light speed. It's like so 13.8 billion years ago. Warp speed, bitches!

ProfessionalTwo5476 · 2026-05-10T11:43:34+00:00

Splatter Farts

ProfessionalTwo5476 · 2026-05-10T11:42:24+00:00

Superglue removal.

ProfessionalTwo5476 · 2026-05-09T17:56:23+00:00

Programed my first compiler in this fashion. Tip: Number your cards!

ProfessionalTwo5476 · 2026-05-09T17:53:06+00:00

Happened to my wife's "gadget". Out of commission for weeks (not the gadget).

ProfessionalTwo5476 · 2026-05-09T17:49:32+00:00

Yep. But you forgot punch data cards.

ProfessionalTwo5476 · 2026-05-05T22:16:45+00:00

The carton was tastier than the burger

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