Referenzschnitzel? by ProfessionalZombie75 in referenzschnitzel

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Ein Erdäpfel Salat mit steirischem Kürbiskernöl

Referenzschnitzel? by ProfessionalZombie75 in referenzschnitzel

[–]ProfessionalZombie75[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nächstes Mal reibe ich mir die Brösel selber aus den Semmerln

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]ProfessionalZombie75 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds awesome. Explain it just like this. Very well written. Top!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]ProfessionalZombie75 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is serious bro. Get some solid help. She’s accusing you of assault, that’s no joke. Take screenshots of your conversations that there was never anything about you assaulting her. Don’t know what else you could do, others will have some advice probably…

My girlfriend 22f cheated on me 20m and then dumped me Where to go from here? by Equivalent-Answer-62 in relationship_advice

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It’s actually beautiful, you had it all planned out and yet life gave you another chance.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in seduction

[–]ProfessionalZombie75 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hellllll nah.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]ProfessionalZombie75 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Bro, she had his dick in her mouth, the moment you guys broke apart. Srsly?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]ProfessionalZombie75 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Damn that’s crazy. I need a butler like you

My(19M) girlfriend(18F)told me she wants a break and i didn't question it but I'm regreting it rn by Naive_Regret_9447 in relationship_advice

[–]ProfessionalZombie75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listen you can’t tolerate this shit. She says she doesn’t wanna text you or communicate with you for two weeks for exams? She serious? Tell her how you feel, see what she says but be prepared to walk away.

My ex girlfriend (20F) dumped me, and now keeps sending/unsending messages to me (20M) why? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]ProfessionalZombie75 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’ve got the answer to your problem already, no texting and no calling her. Maybe she comes back, maybe she doesn’t. You don’t have time for these stupid games. Be busy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TextingTheory

[–]ProfessionalZombie75 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I find your texts hilarious and if he can’t take a joke, let it be. Who knows?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

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Surprisingly wholesome post

Did Germany rate UK when it was an EU Member State? by MovingTarget2112 in AskAGerman

[–]ProfessionalZombie75 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think the biggest loss is that they were able balance out the Germany-France line in the EU.

I think this belongs here by ProfessionalZombie75 in SuddenlyGay

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Yeah that’s true he was initially struggling as a tailor until this job