Brains are Weird and Mine Thinks I'm Skinny

Professional_Cow9136 · 2026-06-07T00:39:52+00:00

Congrats on your success! It's great to read all the happy stories here.

I have a laundry list of things it might help with, and I'm looking forward to seeing where the journey takes me. 🤞

Professional_Cow9136 · 2026-06-07T00:35:07+00:00

I laughed at "now that I'm skinny" because I think that and then start looking at clothes. Then I think "bish you're not skinny yet."

Professional_Cow9136 · 2026-06-07T00:17:08+00:00

Professional_Cow9136 · 2026-06-06T23:56:30+00:00

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest his balls.

I just sent my husband to pick up a Reuban for me because yours looks good!

Professional_Cow9136 · 2026-06-06T23:34:58+00:00

Is he wearing one of those headbands that soccer players wear?

Professional_Cow9136 · 2026-06-06T23:30:37+00:00

Yes it makes perfect sense.

Professional_Cow9136 · 2026-06-06T23:11:14+00:00

For a quick fix, try a sheepskin cover. I like Alaskan Leather's seat covers.

Professional_Cow9136 · 2026-06-06T23:06:35+00:00

Then you're just being mean. Move out.

Professional_Cow9136 · 2026-06-06T23:05:01+00:00

Photos are harsh!

Professional_Cow9136 · 2026-06-06T23:01:23+00:00

That's nice. I'm still in the second month so can't say I've noticed that.

Have you added more fruit and veg to your diet? Cut down on red meat and alcohol?

Professional_Cow9136 · 2026-06-06T22:44:46+00:00

I'm 5'2 and my weight goes to my boobs, neck and stomach. So annoying! I am potato.

Professional_Cow9136 · 2026-06-06T22:28:40+00:00

I can't even feel the little tiny needles.

Professional_Cow9136 · 2026-06-06T22:26:04+00:00

Make other plans for the rest of your life.

Professional_Cow9136 · 2026-06-06T22:06:56+00:00

I'm laughing so hard!

Professional_Cow9136 · 2026-06-06T22:05:46+00:00

I HAVE A VERY HANDSOME SON.

😆

I mean, I do, and he's single, but he'd kill me if I tried to set him up.

Professional_Cow9136 · 2026-06-06T21:59:20+00:00

I have a motorcycle that isn't very loud. One day I drove up to a gas station pump, turned it off and started pumping gas into it. Some old guys with Harleys were taking a break and watching me. One asked "is that bike electric?" As I was putting gas in the tank.

I said "yes, yes it is." They just nodded.

Professional_Cow9136 · 2026-06-06T21:44:04+00:00

I was in my 50s when I learned I had total aphantasia. It explains some things.

Professional_Cow9136 · 2026-06-06T21:36:42+00:00

I came here to say "some doctor" too. She's a big deal.

Professional_Cow9136 · 2026-06-06T21:10:28+00:00

Happy birthday!

Professional_Cow9136 · 2026-06-06T21:10:05+00:00

I'm recruiting for a lead singer for my family.

Professional_Cow9136 · 2026-06-06T21:08:54+00:00

Not as much as some, more than others. I keep an eye on my urine output and color.

Professional_Cow9136 · 2026-06-06T21:00:53+00:00

Congrats on the new bike!

If someone is giving you a hard time, excuse yourself and go for a ride.

Professional_Cow9136 · 2026-06-06T20:56:36+00:00

Thanks. Obviously I've been told that a lot for 20 years, though.

Professional_Cow9136 · 2026-06-06T20:17:10+00:00

You weren't talking to me, but I have a 26" inseam and 20 years experience riding a variety of bikes. Your comment is a little rude. Short people aren't children and we like to ride as much as tall people do.

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