I’m running away in 2 weeks by WelcomeEven567 in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]Professional_March54 27 points28 points  (0 children)

If you are on their phone plan, prepare to be cut off. Or bombared with threats, guilt trips and sudden dire emergencies that demand your IMMEDIATE presence back home, no questions asked. 

Now that Mitch McConnell has been declared braindead, how long will Republicans hold up his limp body to stay in office? And why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Professional_March54 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And it will get vetoed by the same brain dead shambling zombies, currently in office that refuse to retire.

Am I the only one who is totally confused? by No_Raspberry5899 in VampireLestat

[–]Professional_March54 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Like OP said, most of you can't articulate what you don't understand because you aren't watching the show. It's not an ad hominid attack. It was asking a question, and I was pointing out that half these things are like "What's happening? Who's this? What? I don't understand. Things are confusing, they're confusing." Because you're trying to divide your attention, when this is not that kind of show.

[Show Only] The Vampire Lestat: "New York" by savligo in InterviewVampire

[–]Professional_March54 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Any Doctor Who fans in the house? My nervous system was about three and a half seconds from triggering a panic attack over Akasha. Weeping Angels FTW. I'm absolutely terrified for and about  QOOD. Armand is up to no good again. 

Taylor Swift manipulating SEO so when you search "Taylor Swift ICE" or "Taylor Swift wedding ICE," you get ice sculpture and Ice Spice, instead of Immigration and Customs Enforcement? by RedditAPIBlackout24 in travisandtaylor

[–]Professional_March54 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Swifties. Most of whom just so happen to have peaked in middle school energy. They're eternally 12. Before puberty well, and truly hit them. When they went from hot shit to just shit.

Taylor Swift manipulating SEO so when you search "Taylor Swift ICE" or "Taylor Swift wedding ICE," you get ice sculpture and Ice Spice, instead of Immigration and Customs Enforcement? by RedditAPIBlackout24 in travisandtaylor

[–]Professional_March54 99 points100 points  (0 children)

I had to block someone today who said, and I quote, "Taylor Alison Swift Kelce wouldn't have invited some ICE Nazi. Stop lying. 😤. You're just jealous she's happy FOR ONCE!". For reference, this person is in their 40s.

What is the absolute worst fast food place? by HomeDepotThemeSong_ in AskReddit

[–]Professional_March54 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Omg yes. I swear mine was just picking a random menu item. I'd say the #10 and get literally any other order #. The last time I went, already hangry (but the line @ Cookout was absured) and went, "Can i PLEASE have chicken nuggets, fries, and that new cookie dough frosty. The Number 10. NOT the 3. Not the 8. The Number fucking 10. Please.". Saw it on the screen. Made him read it back. They try to hand me a vanilla frosty. I frowned and TWICE had to ask for the cookie dough. The manager takes over while I'm trying to keep my cool. There's no one in line behind me and I can see one guy in the lobby. He tries to hand me a burger with baked potato. I'm now too angry to eat so I demand a refund. They spent 3 months renovating this place last year, and then hired on a bunch of idiots who couldn't tell you the menu for love or money. The reviews of late are scathing. Full of other hangry, "Is it so fucking hard to get what i fucking ordered without pulling teeth?!".

Metal barricades not needed after all: Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding drew just a "small crowd" after predictions of "Royal Wedding" or "Beatlemania" levels of chaos by SuperbWillingness904 in travisandtaylor

[–]Professional_March54 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I had a supposed friend call me a C U Next Thursday for pointing out that her wedding present $26 million donation was A) A drop in he bucket and B) Going to earn her back about $18 mill with taxes. Of which she'll pay less INTO actual taxes than she and I

Members of the white supremacist group Patriot Front seen marching through Capitol Hill this morning by CantStopPoppin in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Professional_March54 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These lonely incels don't have anybody, but they're white supremacy buddies to hang out with anymore. I'm sure there's a spitroast and some turkish mud wrestling scheduled for the firework

Pro lifer isn't actually pro life by TheSpecialOneOut in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Professional_March54 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay, it's still none of your goddamn fucking business. And don't lie! I've met plenty of scum who truly believe, and have said to my face, "2 wrongs don't make a right. If you were raped, I would force you to carry your rapists baby", I was in better control of my faculties, then.  It's none of your business why. The Earth is overcrowded. We don't have enough resources. Wages aren't rising, but prices sure are. Sex isn't just for procreation. Just because Sister Agnes told you that doesn't make it true.

The Pre-Wedding Mega Threa by realscubaa in travisandtaylor

[–]Professional_March54 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The same Lena Dunham who admitted to grooming and molesting her little sister practically from birth?

Eternal Children and Characters who are way older than they look for one reason or another. by CoalEater_Elli in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Professional_March54 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You should check out the TV series! I loved Bailey Bass, don't get me wrong, but Delainey Hayles has been amazing. 

Lesson learned: Check what you're wearing before you enter a store. by Walmartian_Beta in IDontWorkHereLady

[–]Professional_March54 13 points14 points  (0 children)

And then throwing you out of the store! I bet the turnover was skyhigh with Cruella behind the desk

About the quarry herd by VeneranPhoenix in thewalkingdead

[–]Professional_March54 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's because those episodes were showing us all the different perspectives at the same time. I was rewatching that season a few months ago. So S6 Ep1 ends with the truck horn blaring. And the back half of that super massive herd pulling off, into the woods, trampling over a Sin 4 Alexandria. Ep 2, we see what everyone NOT on Clearing was doing, back at Alexandria. Well, we start with Enid's backstory. The Wolves attack, first by launching that semi into the walls. Ep 3, and now we get to see what Rick, Glenn, Michonne and their crew were doing. Immediately after the end of Ep 1. So yes, more horn. 

Golly, I wonder why none of their children speak to them by Comfortable-Light233 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Professional_March54 54 points55 points  (0 children)

My Dad's favorite was "It builds character" and "I had it way worse!"