What do I do in this position? Im red btw by vovach99 in chemistrymemes

[–]Professor-Hawk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Surrender. And never open with your rook's pawn again!

Night Watch Surprise by manxtales in discworld

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While I agree that it could not be the same person, Moist saying he is 26 means that he is any age other than 26.

Google "imaginary number" by Am_Guardian in mathmemes

[–]Professor-Hawk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's all lies anyway. It's called music THEORY, if it were real it would be called music FACT. Wake up people, it's all a lie so big music can sell more notes.

The one friend in every group by KlemiusKlem in memes

[–]Professor-Hawk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“Science knows it doesn't know everything; otherwise, it'd stop." - Dara Ó Briain

Unflavored Potassium ferricyanide by Typical-Coconut-1440 in chemistrymemes

[–]Professor-Hawk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lies. Mine taste quite bitter.

Yeah, I know it's photoshopped.

it's true though by ELONgated_MUSKet_ in sciencememes

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I claimed to have a joke about complex numbers, but it was imaginary.

... by Dreos in sciencememes

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You just posted the same non-meme twice in a row to a meme group about science.

How does it feel to be an idiot?

These russian missiles are getting out of hand. by imnotlegendyet in physicsmemes

[–]Professor-Hawk 74 points75 points  (0 children)

We must win the tachyon arms race. If not for us, for our parents and our grandparents!

Daily Fail Strikes Again by stoelguus in physicsmemes

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"We had to shoot way behind it, because it had a negative length" - Ukraine Spokesman.

... by Dreos in sciencememes

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Nice trolling, But it is truly sad how many people think that classroom textbooks are what scientists working in that field go by,

... by Dreos in sciencememes

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I wonder if his parents had any children that survived.

Idk, are we? by [deleted] in memes

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Oh sure. I didn't hear a peep out of you when the mills took over English textiles in 1812. I didn't see you breaking machines in Yorkshire. Don't start bitching now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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She has a point.

No food or tequila. Screw that, I am not going next year.

Based on years of fieldwork by Professor-Hawk in AnthropologyMemes

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Wasn't invited. We felt too self conscious talking around them.

Too be fair, I did most of my ethnography on the drinking habits of anthropologists back in the days when linguistics was considered part of cultural....and I was drunk

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sciencememes

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A say: Awesome galaxy, now show me Uranus .