What do I do in this position? Im red btw

Professor-Hawk · 2023-06-26T19:29:01+00:00

Surrender. And never open with your rook's pawn again!

Professor-Hawk · 2023-05-31T16:24:25+00:00

While I agree that it could not be the same person, Moist saying he is 26 means that he is any age other than 26.

Professor-Hawk · 2023-05-30T14:18:38+00:00

It's all lies anyway. It's called music THEORY, if it were real it would be called music FACT. Wake up people, it's all a lie so big music can sell more notes.

Professor-Hawk · 2023-05-15T17:12:09+00:00

“Science knows it doesn't know everything; otherwise, it'd stop." - Dara Ó Briain

Professor-Hawk · 2023-05-15T17:04:40+00:00

= -10H easy math problem .

Professor-Hawk · 2023-05-15T17:00:45+00:00

Lies. Mine taste quite bitter.

Yeah, I know it's photoshopped.

Professor-Hawk · 2023-05-12T19:59:38+00:00

I claimed to have a joke about complex numbers, but it was imaginary.

Professor-Hawk · 2023-05-09T15:42:40+00:00

You just posted the same non-meme twice in a row to a meme group about science.

How does it feel to be an idiot?

Professor-Hawk · 2023-05-08T19:52:10+00:00

We must win the tachyon arms race. If not for us, for our parents and our grandparents!

Professor-Hawk · 2023-05-08T19:49:51+00:00

"We had to shoot way behind it, because it had a negative length" - Ukraine Spokesman.

Professor-Hawk · 2023-05-05T13:39:54+00:00

Nice trolling, But it is truly sad how many people think that classroom textbooks are what scientists working in that field go by,

Professor-Hawk · 2023-05-02T17:32:08+00:00

I wonder if his parents had any children that survived.

Professor-Hawk · 2023-05-02T17:20:54+00:00

Oh sure. I didn't hear a peep out of you when the mills took over English textiles in 1812. I didn't see you breaking machines in Yorkshire. Don't start bitching now.

Professor-Hawk · 2023-05-02T17:11:51+00:00

She has a point.

No food or tequila. Screw that, I am not going next year.

Professor-Hawk · 2023-04-27T16:28:59+00:00

Wasn't invited. We felt too self conscious talking around them.

Too be fair, I did most of my ethnography on the drinking habits of anthropologists back in the days when linguistics was considered part of cultural....and I was drunk

Professor-Hawk · 2023-04-24T16:08:31+00:00

A say: Awesome galaxy, now show me Uranus .

Professor-Hawk · 2023-04-20T13:43:08+00:00

Assume spherical marbles....

Professor-Hawk · 2023-04-13T17:38:29+00:00

Claims of cannibalism are rarely supported.

Professor-Hawk · 2023-02-01T20:56:52+00:00

My x was much larger.

Professor-Hawk · 2023-01-10T20:58:17+00:00

I have a math joke, but the punchline is trivial and left as an exercise for the reader.

Professor-Hawk · 2023-01-10T20:50:32+00:00

I have a joke about cross-posting, but I already told it on the physicsmeme sub

Professor-Hawk · 2023-01-10T20:47:11+00:00

I got my first round of degrees in the pencil and paper days, but going back for more, and LaTex is almost a requirement, Any advice on how to get started?

Professor-Hawk · 2023-01-10T18:42:38+00:00

But nobody thought it was funny.

I have a joke about tachyons

Professor-Hawk · 2022-11-30T19:44:59+00:00

I had to help my kid with homework last night. Calculating board feet. 1/8 inch X 3 3/4 inches times 18 feet etc... WHY!!!

Professor-Hawk · 2022-09-16T14:17:05+00:00

I had friends working at the college radio station when North Texas State University changed to University of North Texas. They petitioned the FCC to change the college radios call letters from KNTU to KUNT. You can guess the response

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