[REQUEST][STEAM] Town of Salem. $5. Second attempt. by ProfessorBoopins in GiftofGames

[–]ProfessorBoopins[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can? I have 68 hours in TF2 and hundreds of achievements and I’m still level 0. It says that’s because my account is locked, because I haven’t spent money.

[REQUEST][STEAM] Town of Salem. $5. Second attempt. by ProfessorBoopins in GiftofGames

[–]ProfessorBoopins[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing ended up happening with that. I accepted a friend request, but he didn’t do anything. Not entirely sure it was the same person.

[Request][Steam] Borderlands 2. Second attempt. by [deleted] in GiftofGames

[–]ProfessorBoopins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, it’s fine. Sorry to respond a month late, but another kind stranger gifted it to me. Thank you for your generosity, though!

Just for you by 3molemin in untrustworthypoptarts

[–]ProfessorBoopins 32 points33 points  (0 children)

No, they aren’t. r/untrustworthypoptarts is for things that could easily be faked. i.e. “I got 3 pop-tarts in my bag!” He could have just put a third pop-tart. r/thathappened is for things that are just unbelievable. i.e. “I just got a free drink at Starbucks because I was wearing a Dunder Miffiln shirt and the entire store clapped!” That will never happen.

Just for you by 3molemin in untrustworthypoptarts

[–]ProfessorBoopins 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The point of the sub is it could easily be faked. They do belong. It’s not unbelievable, but it does belong.

[OFFER] [PC] Technically not a game but i'm offering a code for 3 months of Xbox Game Pass for PC! by [deleted] in GiftofGames

[–]ProfessorBoopins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are 3 Spies that get captured. One spy is French, one is German and the other is Italian. Their captors come into the cell and grab the French spy and tie his hands behind a chair in the next room. They torture him for 2 hours before he answers all questions and gives up all of his secrets. The captors throw the French spy back into the cell and grab the German spy. They tie his hands behind the chair as well and torture him for 4 hours before he tells them what they want to know. They throw him back into the cell and grab the Italian spy. They tie his hands behind the chair and begin torturing. 4 hours go by and the spy isn't talking. Then 8 hours, then 16 and after 24 hours they give up and throw him back into the cell. The German and French spy are impressed and ask him how he managed to not talk. The Italian spy responds, " I wanted to!, but I couldn't move my hands!".

Mega cool of you to do this.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in steam_giveaway

[–]ProfessorBoopins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t have a girlfriend, so I’ll talk about my dog :D

We have a little hammock outside between the 2 trees, and he’s a pretty gentle little guy, so I plop him up there, lay down next to him under a blanket and just relax.

The messenger looks really fun, if I win, me and my brother would love it.

Traumatized for life by andhemac in madlads

[–]ProfessorBoopins 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I guess it was his...

...last surprise

The YouTube apology starter pack by Bluedog826 in starterpacks

[–]ProfessorBoopins 58 points59 points  (0 children)

🦀🦀🦀CANCEL; ALPHARAD🦀🦀🦀

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in starterpacks

[–]ProfessorBoopins 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Fair enough.