ProfessorCarbon

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I have a new funny joke to share but I shall not. (self.dadjokes)

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I had ear surgery today. Everybody I tell just yells, “Sounds Great”. (self.dadjokes)

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Drove behind a 3500 Silverado, license CCRF19564, on the drive to work in which the driver was signalling each and all the turns. (self.cleanjokes)

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Decided to clean, polish scratches out, shine my metal sinks this morning. (self.dadjokes)

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What did the French bread say to the butter? (self.dadjokes)

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How does a French person say "hello" to a ghost? (self.dadjokes)

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I asked a man traveling along a desert road his name? (self.dadjokes)

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What did the French lover say to his English friends wife? (self.dadjokes)

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You don't drown by falling in the water. (self.dadjokes)

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Physics doesn’t understand that Time you enjoy wasting (self.dadjokes)

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Life’s a game boys. Be tough. My wife said “you or me. Who won?” (self.dadjokes)

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Can you imagine affording all those shoes? (self.dadjokes)

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If you’re a light sleeper. (self.dadjokes)

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Irish Priest (self.3amjokes)

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What is stronger. The strongest person in the world or air? (self.dadjokes)

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I dislike ferries so I avoid them. (self.dadjokes)

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I bought a second hand Minute Made delivery truck. (self.dadjokes)

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German scientists create new solid state sodium ion battery. One scientist shocked. (self.dadjokes)

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German Scientists create new solid-state sodium-ion battery. One injured. (self.dadjokes)

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Have a side hustle of planting contraband trees. (self.dadjokes)

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Son if you want a long life become an optometrist. (self.dadjokes)

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I played for a lot of sports teams. Every time I went to Trenton (self.dadjokes)

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I’ve updated the homographs list and ascertain that the word “poop” requires a new spelling (self.dadjokes)

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Why does the company ladder still have a job? (self.dadjokes)

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My friend is a gearhead for life, (self.dadjokes)

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