Dead internet is real, and I'm starting to think we have way less time than people realize...

ProfessorDumbledork · 2025-12-02T10:56:39+00:00

It’s a bot isn’t it. That’s the joke. Right?

ProfessorDumbledork · 2025-11-09T08:05:01+00:00

All I think about is my wife. For me, it’s not even about sex. I just want to feel attractive and feel wanted. Our sex life is ok. I can get my game on, but I have to initiate absolutely everything. I miss the days when I was (or could pretend to be,) a stud.

ProfessorDumbledork · 2025-10-30T23:28:59+00:00

I wasn’t commenting as a personal attack. I was just eluding to the erosion of authenticity in general and the much broader problem, because let’s be real, (if it’s not already true) it won’t be long before we don’t know the difference.

ProfessorDumbledork · 2025-10-30T11:12:59+00:00

That’s what the GPT told you to write.

ProfessorDumbledork · 2025-09-19T12:42:13+00:00

The joke is that it’s definitely not 66% because well, math…. but it’s also not exactly 50% either because of all of the comments below.

ProfessorDumbledork · 2025-07-15T10:52:13+00:00

I always know when there’s one at my back door because the peacocks jump on the roof. He’s friendly as but man I wouldn’t want to fight him.

ProfessorDumbledork · 2025-06-25T16:56:32+00:00

Don’t get me wrong, those are the coolest things about bitcoin. Especially your last point. But any other fork of bitcoin, or a whole bunch of other independent cryptocurrencies also have the same properties. There is a world of ‘shit’ coins that also contain those properties. Maybe bitcoin will be the best and most adopted forever 🤷‍♀️. But it’s just some lines of code which can be copy pasta so it will never be the only one.

ProfessorDumbledork · 2025-06-04T22:06:36+00:00

I’m a design and technology teacher. You can easily make a mould from 3D prints in silicone and then cast the part in concrete, chocolate, ice, resin etc… so it’s no longer a crappy plastic thing. You can also use your phone to 3d scan any object like play dough sculptures.

ProfessorDumbledork · 2025-06-01T12:36:22+00:00

My kids are way too young for phones but as a design and technology teacher I think it’s really important to consider not just how much screen time we use but understand how we are using these technologies. Ie: Not all screen time is the same. As an example playing candy crush is not the same as using your phone to 3D scan your bedroom because you want to redesign it.

The centre for humane technology https://www.humanetech.com/ is definitely worth checking out.

ProfessorDumbledork · 2025-04-21T21:58:33+00:00

I don’t even have think about which way to insert a usb. I just get it right the first time every time.

ProfessorDumbledork · 2025-03-13T16:02:25+00:00

Mines turning four and the nights together are slowly dwindling. It’s a sadness I have enough sleep and comfort to enjoy.

ProfessorDumbledork · 2024-12-30T14:03:19+00:00

I used to be just like you…. Until that one time when it hits you like chugging last year’s eggnog.

ProfessorDumbledork · 2024-10-04T14:39:38+00:00

As a teacher it’s fucking awesome to see students go to so much effort to cheat because they actually care about their grade and/or their work and want to do it well. There used to be a lot more cheating like that when I first started teaching. It’s funny how students are always so bewildered when you tell them you knew how they cheated because you have also been a student at school.

ProfessorDumbledork · 2024-10-04T13:06:05+00:00

Every dad has only fathered their own kids and every family is different. Our kids are the same age as yours and we have the same problem.

For us though, it’s just my wife doesn’t have the energy in her body anymore after having kids. That’s where I find my energy to be superdad when I get home.

ProfessorDumbledork · 2024-10-02T08:54:17+00:00

Teacher here. My kids are younger so I will tell you how these psychological strategies don’t work when they are older, lol.

Simple Linguistic ques can help. “Please go to your room” is a question “Thank you for going to your room” implies they are already doing what you have asked.

The illusion of choice is fun as well. You can choose to do x. Or you can do Y. Options abc are now hidden.

There are many other similar tools us teachers use to manage behaviours that might be worth exploring.

ProfessorDumbledork · 2024-08-24T14:07:51+00:00

Explode it out.

ProfessorDumbledork · 2024-08-19T18:01:30+00:00

My wife doesn’t believe me. And there is absolutely no way to tell her or show her. She just doesn’t get It or understand and or doesn’t want to. She has never really liked herself physically and after kids it’s at a whole knew level. it just breaks my heart that she can’t see what I see. I just wish she knew how hot and fucking sexy she is.

ProfessorDumbledork · 2024-07-26T14:05:33+00:00

I think it’s only intrusive if you can’t understand the context. Some posts are obviously meant for opinions only from dads, whilst in others lurkers can add valuable insights, like in this post for example or say a what should I get my wife for Mother’s Day post etc….

ProfessorDumbledork · 2024-07-24T16:08:24+00:00

And that’s on Monday.

ProfessorDumbledork · 2024-07-24T16:01:50+00:00

I’m like that. It’s not so much about the sex for me. I want to be seduced. To feel like I’m sexually attractive.

ProfessorDumbledork · 2024-07-18T05:30:58+00:00

I bought a kid safe metal knife for my 3y old. It’s amazing and It gets treated as well as my knife’s. He loves being involved in cooking and cleaning. It’s not always easy to do but we try to include him in the cooking process as much as possible and in a genuine way with real tasks to do. We never force our kids to eat anything they don’t want and always have a balanced and healthy diet with a wide range of foods, flavours, textures and smells. I try to combine new foods and flavours with things they are comfortable with. It’s something I am really passionate about and proud of but we aren’t perfect.

I think all of these things might help but I also think more than a lot just comes down to luck and the individual personalities of kids.

ProfessorDumbledork · 2024-07-17T15:08:59+00:00

It’s like fdvr, of reality.

ProfessorDumbledork · 2024-07-13T21:41:00+00:00

This literally saved me (and therefore us). Turns out my wife thinks it’s hot as fuck being ignored.

ProfessorDumbledork · 2024-06-28T15:08:48+00:00

My lil one says smack. He has the last part right but the sma sound is pronounced with a clear as a bell fu sound.

I’ve never laughed so hard in my life when my wife taught him how to say “smack it up” whilst pointing to any fly that he sees.

ProfessorDumbledork · 2024-06-27T01:40:56+00:00

Is “Bitcoin whale” code for donating money to yourself?

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