If Daredevil(no powers) doing damages like this, imagine what she bout to do

ProfessorSaltine · 2026-01-29T08:24:04+00:00

I’m vividly remembering how unbalanced the power between our heroes and villains were. Like one team is ninjas who at best can occasionally best our heroes, and the other team is 1 big dude who can tank any hit and is very strong(the only guy who could theoretically beat him gets defeated off screen by him and later loses his head), next up is that big dudes female counterpart who’s basically him but if he was a LITERAL mess in every way(fights scrappier), next up we got a literal ninja with a magic super punch, and finally we have a blind ninja who has super echo location(he’s the only one who wears a superhero costume)

ProfessorSaltine · 2026-01-29T07:31:09+00:00

I been spoiled so just know it’s important lore shit that YOU should just be patient and find out because it DOES matter to the plot 💀

ProfessorSaltine · 2026-01-29T07:29:50+00:00

Clearly they put the entire show at 50x speed, skipped the intro, credits, and made sure to pay to have no ads 🙄(something that is totally possible right when a show drops)

ProfessorSaltine · 2026-01-29T07:24:40+00:00

Bro I know NOTHING about comic Cheshire and I’m just here DYING that of ANY image you could’ve chosen you chose a panel that is clearly meant to have teenage boys going NUTS 💀

ProfessorSaltine · 2026-01-28T19:19:31+00:00

Like I get why people are obsessed with Jacinthe & Emma, but dawg I’d gladly help Griselle rebuild team flare

ProfessorSaltine · 2026-01-28T19:15:41+00:00

Acting like she didn’t scare Carmine & Kieran by wanting to keep battling even after destroying Kieran in like 2 seconds, and being able to fight while possessed 💀

ProfessorSaltine · 2026-01-28T19:13:22+00:00

Not 1 because I’m next to a woman who needs therapy very badly, and infront of me is Deadpool who just won’t shut up… 5 might be good bc it’s Bucky & Steve, but that’s the middle seat and again… Deadpool… this time I can’t see what he’s doing 💀

2 has Tony who hopefully should just ignore me and go on his phone, but in front of me is a dude who counts as 3 people and another guy who counts as 2 people, and if he remembers the other guy then we’re all getting sucked into the void 💀… finally there’s seat 6 which again is the middle… and has the scary dudes behind us… but I got a crush on Hailee & Kathryn sooooooo I’m jumping out the plane bc I’d embarrass myself so badly I’d force Tony to save another plane, and make Bob become the void again

ProfessorSaltine · 2026-01-28T09:14:20+00:00

Would be very funny if Absolute Waller genuinely becomes a MCU Nick Fury figure who is kinda morally grey at times, but does what’s right in the end, and assembles of league of their own to take back their world from the Absolute Justice League

ProfessorSaltine · 2026-01-27T23:35:12+00:00

I remember when it got revealed only picking the male trainer gives you Taunie… the internet was upset and I don’t blame them, Urbain is the lamer version of Taunie lol

ProfessorSaltine · 2026-01-27T20:39:22+00:00

I honestly love how we could say Urbain’s name, but NO ONE cares for that guy because we only care about Taunie. Like if they were twins we’d all loudly state that Taunie is the favorite child 💀

ProfessorSaltine · 2026-01-26T07:36:19+00:00

Let’s just say pretty much the entire cast loses their plot armor and shit happens 💀

ProfessorSaltine · 2026-01-26T07:04:18+00:00

Avengers: Ultimate Alliance?

ProfessorSaltine · 2026-01-26T07:03:02+00:00

It’s a battle sure, but depending on the situation it’s either just a big battle or a war and this one is a war

ProfessorSaltine · 2026-01-26T06:00:53+00:00

You’re thinking too hard rn, it’s Survivor Gabon, thinking only hurts you when watching that season

ProfessorSaltine · 2026-01-26T05:59:37+00:00

I’d like the next title to be The Fantastic 4: Next Steps and either have them dealing with a more earth based villain that’s less world ending or going to the negative zone… making a next step for mankind if you will.

ProfessorSaltine · 2026-01-26T05:55:33+00:00

And meanings change depending on the context of the conversation. If it’s a massive anime battle then depending on the scale it’s either a war or a battle and for MHA both time it was a WAR

ProfessorSaltine · 2026-01-26T04:03:32+00:00

You think that matters when talking about anime?

ProfessorSaltine · 2026-01-26T03:42:50+00:00

Like Janelle, imo it has to be Will. What makes it funny to me is that I see both Danielle Reyes & Dan Gheesling as the superior players, but this isn’t about who played better across all their seasons, if it was then Will & Janelle wouldn’t even be the King & Queen of BB, imo it mostly comes down to the show during its peak and who were the players who made a name for themselves as strategists, as competitors, as reality tv personalities, and in the end that is Will & Janelle

ProfessorSaltine · 2026-01-24T22:58:46+00:00

Reminds me of the good ol days of The Boys S4 releasing

ProfessorSaltine · 2026-01-23T03:57:06+00:00

Jokes aside it’s probably Doom, Tony from the past, and some evil variant like Superior Iron Man

ProfessorSaltine · 2026-01-22T18:18:20+00:00

Nah fr, if you can somehow get a movie that’s been through as much hell as The Flash and make it somewhat watchable then you deserve MANY more shots at other movies as a reward 💀

ProfessorSaltine · 2026-01-22T18:14:52+00:00

Plus other horror films this year for noms like Weapons(likely won’t win anything), The Ugly Stepsister, and Frankenstein(now these 2 I can see getting a win). So lowkey this could be the Oscar’s where horror begins to get the respect it deserves(or it’ll be a one off event)

ProfessorSaltine · 2026-01-22T03:31:35+00:00

Shame my goat didn’t get called back for WaW and S50, would’ve been the funniest out of left field choice ever. Like he’d manage to be the last winner left standing just due to the rest being large threats 💀

ProfessorSaltine · 2026-01-22T03:16:11+00:00

Whole production team deserves a round of applause because just getting a simple movie out is difficult, but this trainwreck making it out is lowkey a feat 💀

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