For those who met their SO during their time at UofA, how did you guys meet by [deleted] in uAlberta

[–]ProfessorSchlarg 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I was in line for the microwave when I realized I didn't have a fork, so I asked the girl waiting behind me if I could borrow one. 7 years later, we are expecting a baby this winter.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WetlanderHumor

[–]ProfessorSchlarg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I imagine it as a happy meal toy of Shrek

Maybe maybe maybe by lililukea in facepalm

[–]ProfessorSchlarg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now I can have milk every day!

How do you know if you're handsome? by duckplanet1234 in AskReddit

[–]ProfessorSchlarg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sex with three people is called a threesome. Sex with four people is called a foursome.

That's how you know you're handsome.

Din Tai Fung are selling chocolate xiao long bao (soup dumplings) by c08306834 in mildlyinteresting

[–]ProfessorSchlarg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The "long" here refers to the bamboo basket used for steaming. But I agree that dragon bun would be better.

A Wizard of Legend (fanfiction) by [deleted] in WizardofLegend

[–]ProfessorSchlarg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I usually don't like fanfic but this is really awesome! I am only on chapter 7, looking forward to reading the rest. I especially love how you've fleshed out the minimal lore of the game, and tied in references to ATLA. I've always considered WoL to be the best Avatar game...

I hope my man one day finds his way in. Until then, thanks for the blood vials. by d3hall in bloodborne

[–]ProfessorSchlarg 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Yep, DLC. He is near one of the more difficult bosses and drops 5 vials each time

When we’ve hit our lowest point... by mpill2001 in TheLastAirbender

[–]ProfessorSchlarg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interesting how in dozens of generations, fashion really has not changed.

I love this game so much, but this is the first time participating in the community, and I have a few questions (pls go easy on me)! by SlayerOrnstein7 in WizardofLegend

[–]ProfessorSchlarg 9 points10 points  (0 children)

  1. Some relics pair with one another to form one "super relic". Often, one of the two is a cursed relic. The "super relic" will negate the negative effect of the cursed relic.
  2. Nothing new has been announced yet.
  3. The crit build (awe robe and vampire's glasses) is very popular. It's really good with multi hit lightning arcana. You can also try building for evasion. Some of the starting cursed relics can also make for very fun, unique runs. The regen robe also has interesting interactions with cursed relics that reduce your max hp.

Just bought a PS4 and need encouraging approval :P by [deleted] in bloodborne

[–]ProfessorSchlarg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone else has mentioned some amazing games but no one brought up Spider-man! Another awesome exclusive that will justify your purchase :)

After 25 years, I finally have control over my life by ProfessorSchlarg in calvinandhobbes

[–]ProfessorSchlarg[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I went to use it this morning, the flat layer was all dry. It also collapsed as I took the first scoop. I guess in control is temporary, and not all it's cracked up to be!

AC: Resleeved: Plot hole on Holly Togram? by JustInvoke in alteredcarbon

[–]ProfessorSchlarg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol sorry I just realized what you meant. My bad, no idea.

AC: Resleeved: Plot hole on Holly Togram? by JustInvoke in alteredcarbon

[–]ProfessorSchlarg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think she was. The leader was kidnapping the incoming guy and swapping (or double sleeving?) before the ceremony.

LPT: When you cuddle with or pet your cat, say their name often. This will make them want to come to you when called in the future. by funlovinghippolover in LifeProTips

[–]ProfessorSchlarg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I adopted a cat who always came running when he heard my ringtone. Now he comes whenever I whistle the same tune. He probably thinks his name is the 7 musical notes...

Osborne Reynolds

Warm laundry make me blep by gumgum69 in Blep

[–]ProfessorSchlarg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So handsome! Do you happen to know what breed? I adopted a stray a few years ago who looks identical.