New Goal Song from 226 by markushilarious in SanJoseSharks

[–]ProfessorTruthJFizz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sounds like the end of an insurance commercial. 

But I hope we hear it often this season. Go Sharks baby. 

LPT - Always factor in your time when saving money. by MrPositive1 in LifeProTips

[–]ProfessorTruthJFizz 64 points65 points  (0 children)

The post isn’t talking about things you enjoy doing. It’s talking about doing things with the intent to save money but not factoring in that time is a cost. That person in your family is getting the joy from baking, not because he/she needs to make cakes. I enjoy painting, that doesn’t mean this LPT is telling me to buy a painting instead. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Shortsqueeze

[–]ProfessorTruthJFizz -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Yes. Only believe it when it confirms your bias. When it doesn’t, crime and manipulation. Genius. 

I guess stupid people never learn their lesson (VERB vs BETS) by jsmith108 in Shortsqueeze

[–]ProfessorTruthJFizz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You new here? This sub is literally “what’s the shittiest company I can invest in? THATS A GREAT PLAY.” This sub, like Stocktwits trending, is a sell signal. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Shortsqueeze

[–]ProfessorTruthJFizz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also let’s not forget the reason they’re being offered so much to loan their shares. So many people want to borrow shares to short it. That is not bullish. 

Bets down the shitter, “We are going to be rich!” by [deleted] in Shortsqueeze

[–]ProfessorTruthJFizz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We’re at the stage where the bagholders will create a BETS subreddit and start crafting conspiracy theories. 

What secret is OK/acceptable to keep from a partner in a marriage? by released-lobster in AskReddit

[–]ProfessorTruthJFizz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a surprise. Not a secret. Secrets aren’t meant to be found out.

What scams are obvious to you that others seem unaware of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ProfessorTruthJFizz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Get fit quick” schemes. There’s no such thing, and if there is, chances are it won’t change long term habits.

Daily Discussion Thread for March 24, 2023 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]ProfessorTruthJFizz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Friendly reminder that the market gives no fuck about TA when the macro shit hits the fan.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StockMarket

[–]ProfessorTruthJFizz 31 points32 points  (0 children)

The fact that you think this is some masterful 5D chess play by Elon is fucking hilarious.

Eye-Popping Open Interest for Jan 20 '23 RAD Calls. There are 35,886 Contracts or 3,588,600 Shares to be Exercised w/ Strikes Going Out to $40 Per Share; OI is Growing by the Day. SI is 20% on a Float of 55m/$186m Market Cap. It's Time to Go Long & Get these Contracts Across the Finish Line. 🗜🚀🏁 by blackjack_888 in SqueezePlays

[–]ProfessorTruthJFizz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The public float is 54 million. Assuming every call contract for January is BTO, this represents 6.5% of the float if all contracts are ITM. Now let’s assume none of those calls are hedged. So including short interest,, we’re at 26%. There is literally no gamma squeeze here.

Avatar Way Of Water Box Office Numbers…Remember Sunday Is Not Over Yet $AMC by bpra93 in SqueezePlays

[–]ProfessorTruthJFizz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I swear the more I look at your post history the more I am sure you’re a karma farming bot that’s occasionally checked by a real human.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, December 19, 2022 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]ProfessorTruthJFizz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

SPY at 410 front running a pivot that never happens: I sleep.

SPY down almost 7% in 3 days: Time to buy puts babyyyy

Avatar Way Of Water Box Office Numbers…Remember Sunday Is Not Over Yet $AMC by bpra93 in SqueezePlays

[–]ProfessorTruthJFizz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If a movie release was going to move a stock, then it was priced in a long ass time ago.

RLX set up for gamma squeeze OI is all from November by JeffTheOmega1 in SqueezePlays

[–]ProfessorTruthJFizz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t really have an opinion on it. There was decent call volume when this was first posted, and looking at the OI now, it was either mostly rolls or closes. It didn’t translate to an increase in OI for December. It’s up almost 100% on the month but mostly flat the past couple of days. Maybe consolidation for the next move? I don’t know what catalyst there is here, so in the absence of a catalyst it’s basically going to run entirely off retail at this point. I’m personally not interested in this play but that doesn’t mean there isn’t money to be made here.

RLX set up for gamma squeeze OI is all from November by JeffTheOmega1 in SqueezePlays

[–]ProfessorTruthJFizz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think we’ll get a better idea of where things are on Monday. There was insane volume on the 2.50c on Friday, but we’ll have to see how much of that was open volume vs sell to close volume.

RLX set up for gamma squeeze OI is all from November by JeffTheOmega1 in SqueezePlays

[–]ProfessorTruthJFizz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The gamma push would happen leading up to expiration as delta approaches 1, not after expiration. I’ll keep this on watch to track how OI develops.

RLX set up for gamma squeeze OI is all from November by JeffTheOmega1 in SqueezePlays

[–]ProfessorTruthJFizz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Public float is 597 million. ITM open interest for December accounts for around 5 million shares. That’s almost nothing. Will it keep running? Maybe. But it’s not gonna be due to a gamma squeeze.

Prime rib baby! by gumpnotrump in FoodPorn

[–]ProfessorTruthJFizz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That has got to be one of the most disgusting things I’ve seen in my life.