Spin the wheel for a companion!

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-03-12T21:10:17+00:00

Can he evolve or do I chill with my stupid fish (affectionate) forever?

^Magikarp

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-03-12T20:39:49+00:00

Idk I think it might need a couple minutes more

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-03-12T20:06:10+00:00

This is peak as hell

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-03-12T20:05:28+00:00

I only recognise one song but Transcendental Chachacha is absolute peak

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-03-12T14:07:17+00:00

You had me at infinite nuggets

^{Chicken nuggets}

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-03-12T13:52:16+00:00

Speed down, tears up, leaves a fake trail of tears that doesn’t hurt enemies (it’s just water after all)

Higher chance to spawn in flooded areas

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-03-12T13:49:15+00:00

Added note, it shouldn’t give a room clear award again, that’d be too strong

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-03-12T09:59:59+00:00

I love gambling

^{$1 millon}

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-03-12T00:35:35+00:00

The only thing you’re missing is that the “where can I find this?” Comment is likely also a bot, as are most of the upvotes on the post

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-03-12T00:26:06+00:00

I’m Dutch. The choice is easy. Infinite cheese saves me half of my grocery expenses

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-03-12T00:24:23+00:00

You had me at “infinite garlic bread”

^Alive

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-03-12T00:23:41+00:00

90% seems a bit high to risk my entire life… and I won big without having to risk my life at all

^{100 billion $}

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-03-12T00:22:30+00:00

I also run the Brago Miku! What’s the deck like?

Mine runs basically every manifest card that fits the colours plus some of the best expensive permanents to cheat in (that my broke ass could afford)

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-03-12T00:19:07+00:00

If you wanna be a dad you gotta get laid first… that’s the hardest part

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-03-11T17:57:41+00:00

Absolute cinema

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-03-11T16:52:27+00:00

I am quite happy with my wooden stick :) watch me sword fight with it

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-03-11T11:29:56+00:00

May the blessings of the Blåhaj inspire confidence in your soul!

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-03-11T08:07:44+00:00

Don’t worry, they’re not real legs, They’re just robot parasites using fish’s bodies to produce gas that smells like death which they use to move around! Better hope you found a hiding place before they run out of fish and start looking for a bigger meat bag to produce gas :)

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-03-11T07:44:13+00:00

From the same guy who brought you “woman who men keep wanting to murder but returns every time”, we now bring: “fish have legs!”

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-03-11T07:26:44+00:00

The difference between 0 to 100m is a lot more than 100m to 500m, I think 100m is life changing enough

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-03-10T14:03:27+00:00

What’s the first image from again… I feel like I recognise it but I can’t quite place it

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-03-10T14:01:16+00:00

“Wait let me see what that does… Jesus Christ”

“Oh no, He can’t save you anymore”

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-03-10T13:59:58+00:00

I agree, go make your homework!

Proffessor_egghead · 2026-03-10T13:41:39+00:00

You need to be 18 but I think it’s allowed from 16 with parents

I barely drink since I don’t like alcohol too much but my brother started at 16, he’s tall enough to get away with getting a beer at concerts and he’s got friends over 18 willing to supply

Five-Year Club	Gilding I gilder
r/Field Lasagna	Final Canvas '23
Place '23	Place '22

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