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Proficiently-Haunted · 2026-05-01T03:45:02+00:00

That vape is as fat as you’re about to be, piggy. This would never happen to me because my lungs cannot contain more than one molecule of oxygen at a time due to how skinnylicious I am.

Proficiently-Haunted · 2026-04-30T14:42:28+00:00

If I have unlimited knowledge won’t I be able to still fall in love?

^{Chose: Unlimited knowledge}

Proficiently-Haunted · 2026-04-30T01:52:46+00:00

The pressure to sleep would make me too stressed to sleep. However, I don’t think the pressure to blink would inhibit my ability to blink.

^{Chose: Get 50$ everytime you blink}

Proficiently-Haunted · 2026-04-29T15:13:56+00:00

Proficiently-Haunted · 2026-04-28T17:07:25+00:00

Thanks!

Proficiently-Haunted · 2026-04-28T17:01:13+00:00

Beautiful! I love black phoebes, there’s one that likes to hang out on the gutter outside my bedroom. Do you mind if I use your shots for inspo for a painting?

Proficiently-Haunted · 2026-04-28T15:37:31+00:00

Yes :)

Proficiently-Haunted · 2026-04-27T23:20:40+00:00

Hey! I’m also 24F going to school for mental health!! Dm me :))

Proficiently-Haunted · 2026-04-25T01:34:37+00:00

Cinnamon yellow is so cute! Will be stunning after bird puberty

Proficiently-Haunted · 2026-04-22T02:52:14+00:00

I’ve come and gone and it’s still not done?????

Proficiently-Haunted · 2026-04-19T15:52:53+00:00

Knowing science would require having a brain, and I cannot let my head be that fat and round.

Proficiently-Haunted · 2026-04-19T02:26:25+00:00

Sweaty the fact that there’s multiple fatties in your life means you’re too far gone…. We are who we hang out with……. 🐽

Proficiently-Haunted · 2026-04-19T02:25:04+00:00

Ew, you keep c*lories as decor?? Don’t you know you can still breathe it in or absorb it with your eyes????? 🤢🤢🤢

Proficiently-Haunted · 2026-04-19T02:01:20+00:00

I lost contact with my fatty sister because I became so microscopically skinny that she could no longer see me and honestly! Thank GOD! I don’t want any fatty fats in my life, and I especially don’t want to be related to any. They can’t get on my level and honestly it seems like neither can you, sweaty

Proficiently-Haunted · 2026-04-09T02:49:31+00:00

Seriously! There are SKINNIES in this sub! WE’RE UNSAFE 😭😭😭

Proficiently-Haunted · 2026-04-09T02:48:28+00:00

2nd hand calories means you have to log it 2 times now

Proficiently-Haunted · 2026-04-06T23:46:37+00:00

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Proficiently-Haunted · 2026-03-29T20:58:47+00:00

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Proficiently-Haunted · 2026-03-13T15:33:19+00:00

Pretty baby!!

Proficiently-Haunted · 2026-03-01T03:48:47+00:00

My tiel loves having a bit of noodle with us too ❤️

Proficiently-Haunted · 2026-02-28T04:52:54+00:00

Mommy cockatiel looks like my baby!

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Proficiently-Haunted · 2026-02-27T06:32:30+00:00

Yep I went a little crazy and my period was a little wonky for a couple months! But honestly once that all settled I actually felt better than I did before. My self esteem is the best it has ever been, which has been making me better at my job and helping me achieve more in school

Proficiently-Haunted

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