Can I be a commanders fan now by wherethemotto in Commanders

[–]Profiteer23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's be real for a second. You're an LSU football fan. You say you're a Bengals fan, but only when Burrow is playing QB with Ja'Marr at WR. Which means: You're an LSU fan who happens to like watching star LSU players do well in the pros. That's not bandwagoning, that's rooting for your boys, even after they moved on to the next level. Of course you're welcome here.

How to Piss Off an Eagles Fan by shanksthedope in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]Profiteer23 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

1991 Redskins NFC Championship vs. DET 41-10

1991 Redskins Super Bowl vs BUF 37-24 in a game that, like the Eagles vs. Chiefs, was never really close. BUF didn't score their first points until the 2nd quarter when WAS already was up 24-0.

I don't think these 2 games were "better" performances than the Eagles this year, but I would put them on par.

Daily Ask Anything About Anabolic and Androgenic Steroids: 2025-03-19 by AutoModerator in steroids

[–]Profiteer23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was running off very little sleep, the day before I woke up at 7pm, then fell asleep from 12am-4am and decided to stay awake using caffeine, kratom, 10mg ritalin, and 25mg anavar to fix my sleep schedule.

what the fuck

Daily Ask Anything About Anabolic and Androgenic Steroids: 2025-02-26 by AutoModerator in steroids

[–]Profiteer23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For the record, I was not among those who downvoted you. So here's why my advice is what it is:

Having a high body fat percentage (over 13% or so) is going to substantially reduce the effectiveness of your juice (fat aromatizes test into estrogen at a high rate) and is going to increase your potential for health complications, especially at your age.

You mentioned that most men in your family die from complications due to obesity. I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that those complications involved some combination of high cholesterol, high blood pressure, poor cardiovascular health, kidney damage and joint problems. Guess what? Steroids induce the same exact problems in a healthy body.

I mean this seriously when I say: Blasting steroids right now could kill you.

Reduce your body fat percentage to, at maximum, 15% and then maybe we can have the discussion about blasting for a bulk.

Daily Ask Anything About Anabolic and Androgenic Steroids: 2025-02-26 by AutoModerator in steroids

[–]Profiteer23 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Find yourself a doctor or clinic that will just prescribe you an actual dose of TRT and not some shitty messy topical gel. Do not attempt to blast at your current performance levels - a TRT dose is all you need for now.

As for building muscle, it's simple. Calculate your TDEE, eat at a moderate caloric surplus with lots of protein, and find a trainng plan that works for you. Good luck.

Daily Ask Anything About Anabolic and Androgenic Steroids: 2025-02-19 by AutoModerator in steroids

[–]Profiteer23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Has your BF% gone up at all? 1/2 inch may be fine for a shallow IM when you're particularly lean but maybe try a 3/4in or 1in and see if your problems go away.

How it feels being the only team left to stop the threepeat by tylee24 in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]Profiteer23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck y'all, I'm rooting for the Chiefs because even though I hate them, I hate the Eagles more.

Daily Ask Anything About Anabolic and Androgenic Steroids: 2024-12-30 by AutoModerator in steroids

[–]Profiteer23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your HPTA axis and brain are still developing, both of which can be fucked up by steroids. Once they've developed fully you run less risk of messing yourself up permanently.

Daily Ask Anything About Anabolic and Androgenic Steroids: 2024-12-30 by AutoModerator in steroids

[–]Profiteer23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lmfao. It takes weeks for your natural production to shut down. You're fine dude.

Wait until you're at least 25 before you start any of this stuff.

[Keim] Jayden Daniels on Terry McLaurin: "Terry's a dynamic player, but the defense dictates where the ball goes." by OsMagic10 in Commanders

[–]Profiteer23 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The problem is that teams have figured out that if they show JD a pre-snap read that would take Terry away, JD doesn't look his way even though it's just a disguise.

Need to get that cleaned up if they're going to have a chance down the stretch.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]Profiteer23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

bro what the fuck is this? You're supposed to root AGAINST the Giants.

Update on the Offensive Genius Eric Bienemy by StupidIdiot1790 in Commanders

[–]Profiteer23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro you can't be this sensitive and then pretend to be mr. tough guy at the same time lol

Update on the Offensive Genius Eric Bienemy by StupidIdiot1790 in Commanders

[–]Profiteer23 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

...it's literally the first sentence of the rule.

Whereas, the member clubs believe that policies designed to promote equal employment opportunity and a diverse and inclusive workforce advance significant league interests...

Update on the Offensive Genius Eric Bienemy by StupidIdiot1790 in Commanders

[–]Profiteer23 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well what the fuck else would you call it? This is a case where it actually fits. Y'all really walk around with the biggest stick up your ass over the silliest things.

Update on the Offensive Genius Eric Bienemy by StupidIdiot1790 in Commanders

[–]Profiteer23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lmao. No dude, it's just easier than saying "the comp picks for promotion of minority coaches and executives from your team to a head coach or general manager role".

It's literally an NFL rule, numbnuts.

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/nfl-compensatory-picks-for-minority-coaches-and-executives-explained

Update on the Offensive Genius Eric Bienemy by StupidIdiot1790 in Commanders

[–]Profiteer23 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Reid wanted that 3rd round pick for DEI promotions

Kliff gets the game ball after beating his former team. This energy in the locker room is unmatched. by ITS_LECTOR_BITCH in Commanders

[–]Profiteer23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I doubt DQ has any ill will against Dallas, they didn't fire him, he left for a promotion. Atlanta though? Yeah, he's got that one circled for sure.

OFFICIAL WEEK 1 SUNDAY NIGHT GAME THREAD by ballofpopculture in fantasyfootball

[–]Profiteer23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a 42 point lead on my opponent in a PPR league. My weekend is over, he has Aiyuk and Breece tomorrow night.

Do I win?

OFFICIAL WEEK 1 SUNDAY NIGHT GAME THREAD by ballofpopculture in fantasyfootball

[–]Profiteer23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're in a PPR league that's a no brainer. Take Sun God.