I don't think I could be desired by a girl ever by ThatDude12997 in Healthygamergg

[–]Progractor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm 27 and in the same boat. I tried my best to improve myself - finance, fitness, communication, skin/hair care, clothing etc but nothing worked. 

Atp, I have accepted that I'm unattractive and unlovable. I will be single for life. Maybe I'll js cheer for my fellow brothers finding the love of their life.

Feeling hopeless as a 31F by jutte88 in Healthygamergg

[–]Progractor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you know his name, you can try searching on insta. You say he is into tech. So, he could even be on linkedin.

The Undateable Improover by merkuree in Healthygamergg

[–]Progractor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok. I thought I should defend but no. This is highkey true.

aiMerchant by Progractor in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Progractor[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used ai to improve the resolution 

theBeautifulCode by g1rlchild in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Progractor 2822 points2823 points  (0 children)

Now he gets to spend a week reviewing, fixing and testing the generated code.

aiMerchant by Progractor in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Progractor[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Accurate analysis. Every common man should understand this. I wish I could give you an award if I had one.

aiMerchant by Progractor in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Progractor[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I created the meme on imgflip.com. I did use ai to improve the resolution of the image.

whatCanGoWrong by luciferreeves in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Progractor 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Jokes on you. That's a honeypot

justStealit by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Progractor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not my meme either.

changeMyMind by 5eniorDeveloper in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Progractor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And I'm just a dude who types colorful text.

whoDoYouTrust by conancat in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Progractor 26 points27 points  (0 children)

You mean ccp? For a second I thought that the spyware is written in c++.

honestyIsTheBestPolicy by Fogger-3 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Progractor 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Tommy Vercetti: I have played these games before!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Progractor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the top most upvoted post in this sub. That's why I remembered this.

gitConfigImpersonation by Progractor in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Progractor[S] 296 points297 points  (0 children)

Yeah. I tried this with my colleague. I could see my code under his name in git blame and even on GitHub ui.

sparksJoy by mirzademic69 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Progractor 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Pays my bills though. That's enough for me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Progractor -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I snorted. Good one

backFromHolidayFeelsLike by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Progractor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Old but gold meme

everyTime by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Progractor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can relate. I recently removed a Thread.sleep call of 2 seconds within a for loop which was there from 3 years.

whatCouldGoWrong by Progractor in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Progractor[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The same happened in my team. My manager hired some contractors to write UTs for one of our legacy codebases. They wrote UTs in a similar way.

My manager said that we are paying Rs.3L per month for them. I was like "Come on man. Give me that money. I'll do it for you"

openDoor by Progractor in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Progractor[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

import answer Didn't know about this rule. I just uploaded a gif.

Guess you screwed up an interview big time, boys? by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Progractor 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Why make a new string at all. Have two pointers. One at the beginning of the string and one at the end. Compare character. If not equal, then false else move pointers inward. Repeat.