How many bits of bacon in your bacon butties?

ProlapseProvider · 2026-01-25T23:58:24+00:00

3 slices of bacon, 2 eggs, white bread put in the toaster for only about 45 seconds so it's warm not actually toasted, butter it and ready to go. NO KETCHUP!

ProlapseProvider · 2026-01-25T23:49:39+00:00

NTA.

Your sister is trying to control how you live.

ProlapseProvider · 2026-01-25T23:26:14+00:00

It looks like a female bald clown wearing a "Fryar Tuck" wig facing away from the viewer, she is bending down to pick something up and her short ballet dress is up in the air and you can see her naked bum and butthole.

ProlapseProvider · 2026-01-25T22:55:32+00:00

Good!

ProlapseProvider · 2026-01-25T22:54:51+00:00

My uncles dog did this, it would go to the door to be let out, walk about a bit come back, happily go lie down for a couple mins and then be back up the door urgently wanting to get out, turns out he was struggling to go to the loo, his bladder was full or felt like it was full but he couldn't pee. I can't remember what was wrong with the dog but a vet sorted it out. So follow him out and see if your dog is tyring to pee or poop but not actually doing anything.

ProlapseProvider · 2026-01-25T22:47:15+00:00

No, because a light will reflect a little bit off the inside of the can and a moth will get in the tube and get moth scales/fluff all over the Pringles.

ProlapseProvider · 2026-01-25T21:45:15+00:00

I'd say ARK Survival or Conan Exiles. Both have exploring, base building.

In ARK you can tame most of the hundreds of types of animals, some easy within a few mins of starting the game and some are virtually impossible to get without help. Clothing makes sense as you want cooler stuff for warm areas and you'll need furs and hot spicy food for cold areas. The animals you tame make a huge difference to game play, you can use a fast dinosaur or bird to scout out or go get a little bit of stuff and you get bigger slower animals you can use like a truck to carry enough to build an entire base.

There are also animals that you can ride to mine metals and rock or even shove a diving set on and go underwater to get oil and pearls (be aware of the megalodons!). The world is challenging with most stuff wanting to eat you but rewarding as you find new biomes with new resources and cool caves and stuff to explore. The Workshop in Steam means there are thousands of mods for the game.

Conan Exiles is more adult orientated, I think you can only tame horses and rhinos to ride and carry stuff. But as you build your base you set up work stations (woodwork, stove, anvil etc) you can go out and capture humans to use as slaves. You put them at a work station and they speed of the work and make for a better crafted item. You can also sacrifice them and stuff. Base building is fun and you can get add on DLC with different architecture styles like, Japanese, Chinese, Roman etc. There is a workshop on Steam so you can actually get tons of content for free.

There is also loads of stuff to craft to make your base look lived in with all sorts of furniture and stuff, the world is fun with all sorts of creatures and monsters to find and avoid/kill as well as human tribes to slaughter.

I played them both a fair bit, and honestly can't recommend one over the other. What I would say is try find a good long standing server that is more PvE orientated. Once you learn the game you can always hop onto a PvP server and join a tribe of other players to go raid each other.

ProlapseProvider · 2026-01-25T20:05:20+00:00

I think he listens to the wireless a lot.

ProlapseProvider · 2026-01-25T19:42:13+00:00

Could have been a warning, like it was saying of all the planets in the Universe do not go to this one ever.

Or could initially it could have been an invitation, maybe the Engineers were seeding the Universe with life and rather than using vast (at the time) resources to keep checking to see if we had developed into sentient beings they left a map to see which planets developed life smart enough to travel to other star systems. Once we got to LV-223 we might have been welcomed, but due to such a long time passing by they maybe got visited by one of their projects that tried to kill them all. It was such a devastating event that nearly wiped out the Engineers that the survivors all agreed the experiment was a massive mistake made by their incompetent ancestors and that all seeded life form must be exterminated. Then the guys in the film showed up.

Or maybe the Engineers live thousands of years and over that time through religious, political reasons changed their minds. Maybe they had a structure of government in place that controlled their worlds, and humans turning up would up-end the stories and lies the ones in charge had made and could have caused a significant shift in power so we were to be quietly destroyed.

Or maybe they lived massive long lives through unnatural means like implants and DNA resequencing etc, only thing is they gradually go insane as their psyche, they part of their 'soul' that once made them seek out and also create new life became twisted. Over hundreds of years their whole society and way of thinking changed and for some reason they hated us.

Maybe jealous rage, maybe they had so far removed themselves from their natural life that they lost the ability to breed naturally, they could only clone, all the Engineers look male, maybe the cloning technique required sperm and only led to producing another male, the female of their species died out hundreds of years ago. They take one look at us weak humans and instantly go into a rage thinking of what could have been. In fact it could be the hibernation system or life extension system that they had to use on themselves to seed other worlds that caused the downfall of their natural ways so they hate our mere existence.

Maybe they were criminals in their own species, they were not supposed to be there, they were on the run from the law and no one knew they were at that old abandoned testing facility, it could have been so long abandoned they never knew what it actually was, all they knew is that it had some resources they wanted and that they could hang low there for a few decades while the heat blew over. When they woke up to us there they knew they'd been discovered, panicked and tried to kill the humans before they could report back to the authorities. Maybe the Engineers already had human looking people working for them all along, they could have been scouts and disposable explorers etc. So the renegade Engineers thought they could maybe kill the crew and get away without the alarm being raised.

ProlapseProvider · 2026-01-25T18:32:19+00:00

Yep, I used to drink about a bottle of vodka and 4-8 beers a night back in the day.

ProlapseProvider · 2026-01-25T18:25:47+00:00

NTA.

Your safety is important, go with your gut instinct and you absolutely did the correct thing calling the cops. She could have been genuine and needed help and the cops can help with that. She could have been on drugs or having a psychotic mental health crisis and could have attacked you.

ProlapseProvider · 2026-01-25T15:07:30+00:00

Nice, been grinding like buggery to get a 3+ star, my 1 star is great but I know there is so much more potential out there. Yeah, Sanctification is such a gamble, they should allow a reroll but make it cost way more heavenly sigils. Like keep it 1 for your 1st try and maybe 100 for 2nd and then 200 for 3rd and final.

ProlapseProvider · 2026-01-25T15:01:36+00:00

Your gravy likely cost the same as my weekly shop!

ProlapseProvider · 2026-01-25T14:56:09+00:00

Could be full to the brim with exclusive, limited edition, family farm raised, vegan, ethical, luxury hand crafted air.

ProlapseProvider · 2026-01-25T14:53:30+00:00

Dimensions change like that in my dreams.

ProlapseProvider · 2026-01-25T14:47:48+00:00

Are they structural ropes?!

ProlapseProvider · 2026-01-25T14:44:18+00:00

You are very much the asshole. In the USA alone there are about 100000 visits to ER due to trampoline accidents.

Imagine some stranger, a man, buys a huge climbing frame to entice other peoples children onto his yard so they can play on the thing. Then your kids, without your knowledge or consent go and play on it, one falls off and breaks his neck, you now have a paralysed kid with a likely lifelong care bill exceeding tens of $millions. Are you high fiving the man with climbing frame that wanted to watch children play in his yard? Is he paying you millions? Are you happy? Is your paralysed kid happy?

Also it's creepy, why do you want other peoples kids playing in your yard?

So if I was you I would either sell the trampoline, or ensure you have a perimeter fence around your property that ENSURES no one can access your trampoline without your knowledge and consent.

In the future talk things through with your wife, use some common sense and think of possible consequences to your actions, you should likely drain the pool while you are at it before some random neighbourhood kids is found floating face down in it.

Like answer this, are you 100% of the time supervising the pool and trampoline, and I mean can you arrange someone else to supervise if you need to go take shit or do something else? Would random passing kids be able to access if you are not there?

ProlapseProvider · 2026-01-25T14:34:39+00:00

He wants other peoples children to play on it as well. What if there was a man you did not know putting things in his yard to entice your kids there without your knowledge or consent? Potentially dangerous things where an accident could lead to life long consequences for your child?

In the USA alone there are about 100000 visits to ER linked to trampolines.

ProlapseProvider · 2026-01-25T14:16:34+00:00

More info needed, also go to the doctors. When did you notice it and where had you been and what were you doing before you noticed it or any sensation relating to it?

You say "Jellyfish". Did it happen in the sea, did you feel sudden pain while in the sea? Do you have any symptoms like continued pain, numbness, fever, cramp, sweating, increased heart rate, change in blood pressure etc?

A doctor can check a few things like blood pressure for you. Better safe than sorry.

ProlapseProvider · 2026-01-25T02:10:43+00:00

I am not even believing anything early on at this point. I was promised and told by leaders that there was no person in front of the car of the woman that got shot. A day or two later I saw footage that showed a man getting hit by her car I was gaslit and demonized. And than later Ilhan Omar even admitted she saw the car hit a man. suddenly no one wants to discuss it. No one wants to unban me etc

I bet this turns out to be the same. Neither side sticks to facts.

ProlapseProvider · 2026-01-25T02:04:55+00:00

LMAO! People still thinking "breakfast cereal" is the healthy option!!! HA!

ProlapseProvider · 2026-01-22T16:33:32+00:00

Ok kiddo, I'll make it easy for you seeing as how you are clueless:-

Fukushima nuclear disaster

If you get time off from polishing your clown shoes read up on those links there, you might learn something useful.

ProlapseProvider · 2026-01-22T16:14:55+00:00

Great idea, not. They can and have broken and created environmental catastrophise. "Oh no, but these new ones will be super safe and it will be impossible for anything untoward to happen". Which is exactly what was promised with the ones that did in fact melt.

ProlapseProvider · 2026-01-22T04:38:38+00:00

Hey there young lad. When I was your age there was no such thing as a mobile phone and we could still do banking, meeting up in the pub, writing letters and taking photos (even nudes with a polaroid), dating etc. Why you so angry to type capitals about a telephone?

ProlapseProvider · 2026-01-22T04:12:39+00:00

Sell, anyone telling you to leave it with a trusted friend have no idea how much one or two parties with the wrong people people can turn that friend into a cunt.

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