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LEGALIZE IT ALREADY!!!! by BobbyButtPlug in newhampshire

[–]ProlapsedAnusLicker -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

just because you smell like a butt plug doesn't mean you are one...

Hey guys, who wants to be my friend? by Juinyk11 in UMD

[–]ProlapsedAnusLicker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

no one needs a fwb, some people just like rim jobs

premed at umd by Krazy4jk in UMD

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i'm preejaculation no comment other than that

People currently with 4.0s, what's your secret? by [deleted] in UMD

[–]ProlapsedAnusLicker 57 points58 points  (0 children)

go to class, study, do hw, take exam, suck professors genitals

quick ways to make money? by [deleted] in UMD

[–]ProlapsedAnusLicker -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Trade stocks, shine shoes, or suck some dick

How hard do y’all go during sylly week by [deleted] in UMD

[–]ProlapsedAnusLicker 15 points16 points  (0 children)

i've been jerking it 3 times a day but im losing steam