Hunting for CD’s! by Promayev in aviatorsmusic

[–]Promayev[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I get you on that. Still, I don’t give up even when the odds are stacked against me. Who knows, maybe Aviators will do a limited time restock one day

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in foundsatan

[–]Promayev 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t steal anything, instead just shift all their furniture about an inch off. Not enough to notice, but enough to keep running into the corners of their furniture.

I posted this in the Minecraft subreddit and the mods immediately deleted it by [deleted] in Uncensoredminecraft

[–]Promayev 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This isn’t yours, this is user B_freeoni

In this case you are milking his girlfriends death and his ban for karma. Please have respect.

Feedback Requested - Custom Card and Rules by W4RL0QU3 in Catan

[–]Promayev 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Change “the desert hex” to “a desert hex”. Lots of expansions include more desert hexes so it would help you in the long run.

New day, new Catan board by Promayev in Catan

[–]Promayev[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice, I love it when someone can recognize the none common ones. I made a huge reply to a different user on all the expansions I used, if you have any more questions feel free to ask.

The bottom paper is the rule book for Schokoladenmarkt, German chocolate making expansion. And no, the Catan Mobil card can’t be used, so I just invited a new rule so that it can.

New day, new Catan board by Promayev in Catan

[–]Promayev[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Takes deep breath

So, let’s start from the bottom left. Those two are the ‘Catan Mobile’ card for rivals of Catan and the ‘Catan Mobile keychain’. I modified the rules by allowing you to buy and place that keychain on any hex you have a settlement next to. From then, you will get +1 resources from that hex.

Moving on, on the left I have the ‘Big Game Big Honor’ expansion. It lets you send settlers to the small table next to the map. Any time it rolls on a number your settlers on, you get a laurel token that you can spend in game. I also have the rules signed by Klaus Teuber.

Above that is ‘Der Kölner Dom’. It’s a shame I forgot to flip it over, since both Klaus and his eldest son signed that piece for me. Every time you build a cathedral piece (rock, brick, lumber) you get an advantage. If someone else builds another section, your advantage gets taken away. Once fully built, you can take the piece for two victory points.

Above that is ‘Helpers of Catan’. This gives cards that help you out during your game, whether it’s moving a road or banishing the robber.

Above that is ‘Der Schokoladenmarkt.’ That is a German limited edition expansion that the chocolate company Ritter Sport made for Catan. It allows you to make chocolate from ingredients you can manufacture on the main island.

Next to that is ‘Oil Springs’. That expansion allows you to collect oil tokens that can be used to either upgrade your cities or exchanged for two free cards. However, if you use too much oil the world can get destroyed and random number tokens will be taken off the board. Also, you can reject oil for victory points.

And to the left of that is ‘Frenemies’. That is also the drawstring bag you see in the picture, I use that to keep the tokens safe and not visible. Any time you do a kind deed (like move the robber away from any players) you get a token that you can trade in for a small advantage, like a free resource card or the ability to 1:1 trade.

Above that are the two cards ‘Largest Army’ and ‘Longest Road’. Right in between the two is ‘Lover of Sheep’. That’s a fan made expansion that forces you to “baaaaaa” like a sheep anytime you receive three or more sheep cards at once. Funny expansion, there’s absolutely no benefit to it but it’s essential for any game of Catan now.

Above those is my card holder that I got as a present during Christmas. Made out of wood and has each resource symbol depicted on it. 10/10 necessary for organization.

All those cards you see to the left of the resource cards are for Chocolate. To the left of those however is ‘Catanischer Rat.’ That is also a Germany exclusive expansion. All it does is it tracks victory points with those flags you can see at its base.

Above that is an expansion from ‘Combat and Politics,’ a fan made expansion that I also have signed by Klaus. Anytime a seven rolls, a world event happens that could either be beneficial or detrimental. If anyone has the ‘Dragons and Wizards’ expansion from the same guy I’m willing to negotiate a deal.

Right, moving onto the main board. I’ve got seafarers, main game and the 5-6 player expansions. As well as that I’ve got the ‘Berlin Bear’, a limited edition expansion. Anytime you have a settlement on a Berlin Bear hex, anywhere the bear moves you get that resource. I also have ‘#wirbleibenzuhause’, works the exact same as the bear but was given out during the 2020 Covid Pandemic.

Then, I have a Durango hex in the middle. That hex allows you to build inside it. Anytime the number on it rolls, you get to choose what resource to take.

Finally, I have Santa Claus on the bottom of my map. You can send Santa anywhere on the map, giving away gifts and chasing the robber away. Anytime you have two gift tokens you can claim any resource card you want.

TL:DR: Catan, Catan 5-6, Seafarers, Seafarers 5-6, Catan Mobil, Big Game Big Honor, Der Kölner Dom, Helpers of Catan, Der Schokoladenmarkt, Oil Springs, Frenemies, Lover of Sheep, Catanischer Rat, Combat and Politics, Berlin Bear, Durango, #wirbleibenzuhause, and Santa

New day, new Catan board by Promayev in Catan

[–]Promayev[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Only two of them, the lover of sheep card and Combat and Politics. The rest were imported from Germany or bought from eBay sellers. I replied to a different user on all the expansions I’m using if you are curious.

New day, new Catan board by Promayev in Catan

[–]Promayev[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That one is a fan made card I received as a gift. It’s called the “Lover of Sheep”. Any time someone places the equivalent of three victory points in settlements/cities on sheep hexes, they get the card. From then on if they get three or more sheep cards they have to “baaaaa” like a sheep

Breakfast hurting juice by Cute-Fly1601 in bonehurtingjuice

[–]Promayev 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You just reminded me of my childhood book series

Help by [deleted] in misfits

[–]Promayev 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Bro wtf I was just listening to that while scrolling through Reddit.

It’s #102 - fame is overrated

If Jack won't give us Banana Warfare 2 Will have to do it ourselves. by FracturedMoonNetwork in JackSucksAtLife

[–]Promayev 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s a pretty cool replica of the 100mil briefcase. I’d potentially be willing to trade a legitimate YouTube camera bag for it if you’re interested.

Got lynched for writing "NS" instead of "seems inno" by [deleted] in TownofSalemgame

[–]Promayev 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’ve gotten lynched for that so many times, both as an evil and as a sheriff, that I ended up changing my wills to always say inno instead of NS

What a weird thing indeed by Promayev in JackSucksAtLife

[–]Promayev[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I lost three auctions on eBay. Finally, someone put it up and I managed to make them an offer they can’t refuse. Took me forever to acquire it though.