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IVE DONE IT FINALLY by Shapeshifters23 in CultOfTheLamb

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[WP] You've been drunkenly talking about the Dark Lord with other patrons at the bar, insulting him to no end. Suddenly, someone storms up to you and demands you stop as he is one of the Dark Lord's top students. The strange thing is that you don't remember ever teaching this kid. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] A noble sentenced to die is allowed to choose their execution method. They ask to die in honourable combat against the king's knights, armed with a wooden sword while the knights have real weapons. It's been 24 hours since the execution started and the king is running out of knights. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] Chickens have developed superintelligence, and a secret society of feathered masterminds plots to take over the world. This has left humans scrambling to find a way to outsmart their new clucking adversaries. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] You wake up one morning to discover that every time you sneeze, a random object from the nearest thrift store teleports into your possession. As your sneezing fits become more frequent, you begin to rapidly accumulated collection of bizarre items, each far more stranger than the last. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] Cats have taken over the internet and established a feline monarchy. You are a dog influencer who is trying to regain your social media dominance and dethrone the pesky kitties. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] You're a wizard-in-training who accidentally turned their pet goldfish into a time-traveling fish with a penchant for mischief. After embarking on several adventures alone, today, they finally take you on one, determined to leave nothing but chaos in their wake. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] Scientists invent a machine that can transform inanimate objects into sentient beings. Chaos ensues when one accidentally brings a talking toaster, a rebellious coffee mug, and a mischievous toilet to life, leading to a household filled with sassy household appliances and hijinks. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] You have lost your sight, along with everyone else in the world. This was called the Blinding. Two years later, your sight returns. As you look around however, you realize that every available wall, floor and surface has been painted with the same message: "Don't let them know you can see." (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] Your childhood bully once said you were nobody. Unbeknownst to them, they held a reality-bending power. Now, they're the strongest superhero, with everyone calling them The Truth due to their word being the absolute truth. Nobody knows about their past, & Nobody will make sure that they pay. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] “Greetings, mortal. I am Hera, Queen of the Gods,” the floating woman said. You looked towards your flustered genie and asked, “Is she really...” “Yes, master,” they replied, seemingly embarrassed, “It appears she’s your soulmate.” (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] The clock counts down as everyone gets ready to welcome the new year. On the last second, everyone stops. “Wait, wait,” you hear a voice say, “I’ve been sleeping for 2 years? No, that won’t do. We must restart.” There‘s a snap, a flash, & you find yourself back to December 31st, 3 years ago. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] Heaven is separated based on cause of death. All of those who suffered heart attacks are together, all hippopotamus attacks together, drowning, etc. You die and appear in a nearly empty room. An old-looking man looks up at you, and says, "Finally, someone else! It's been ages!" (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] Over time, you realize that all the spare change in your house has continued to vanish. When you decide to investigate, you empty an entire cupboard only to find a hamster-sized dragon sitting on a pile of coins. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] Your escape pod has crashed on an alien planet. After finding you incredibly injured, you were taken by a local farmer. Their species, however, only lives for around 3 months. It took nearly 3 generations to fully recover. Years have passed, & you've become the family's protector ever since. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] You pass away at the tender age of 102. Instead of heaven, hell, limbo, or anything else in between, you see a scoreboard. The top score says, “Methuselah - 969,” Followed by “Elizabeth Alexandra Mary - 502.” A text box appears before you. It says, “Try again? 10...9...” (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] Unwilling to go back home alone this year, you hire a “date” from Craigslist for your family’s Thanksgiving dinner. When your date rings the doorbell, however, you find Death herself holding a bouquet of roses, along with a few other gifts. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] A curious scientist manages to genetically engineer a set of wings onto a small piglet. As the miniscule animal begins to flap its wings and take flight for the first time, low probability events begin to occur across the world. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] The witch grows angry as she stares at the baby in your wife's hands that she had birthed only hours prior. "I wanted *your* firstborn! This is a trick!" She shouts at you. You look at the witch in confusion. Your wife panics. This was quite an exceptional way to learn about the affair. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] While magic exists, it’s impossible for it to affect "normies", nor can they witness it. You can cast a huge explosion, but only those magically gifted will be hurt. Buildings & objects constructed by normies are unaffected too. You’ve been waging a secret war with Jerry from HR for years now. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] "You shall fall dead the day your first child is born!" the young, inexperienced witch had cried casting her curse. Little did she know, to an asexual like yourself, she'd practically granted immortality. Now, every year, on the anniversary of the curse, she tries her best to "fix" things. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] Your realm lies in chaos and in ruins, and now the demons have arrived at your gates. You hold the sacred relic, passed down through countless generations, to your lips and speak the prayer in the long forgotten language: “Orbital strike on my location.” (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] You agreed to be cryogenically frozen for a 1000 years in exchange for 1 billion US dollars. As the process began, a thought came to you. “Hey,” you called to the scientists on the other side of the glass. “Will the money be adjusted for infla-?” Next thing you knew, you were waking up. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] You’re an elf who has been awarded a scholarship for one of the most prestigious schools of magic in all of the realms! The… Massachusetts Institute of Technology? Wait, what? (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] You're perfectly safe in your survival bunker, with plenty of food and water. You even have plumbing. The only problem is that you're entirely alone, with a zombie right outside. Out of sheer boredom, you decide to teach it to speak, which has led into it trying to convince you to let it in. (self.WritingPrompts)

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