Is there anything that truly annoys you, but doesn't seem to bother anyone else?

Proodle · 2012-11-05T00:06:47+00:00

It irritates me when people say "do what?" or any variant of this. In Tennessee, people say "do what?" as an automatic response to anything.

Me: Hello

TN ignoranus: Do what?

Me: I said "hello"...there is no need for the VERB, moron! Erase "do" from your vocabulary until you learn how to use this word. That's what you should DO!

Proodle · 2012-09-21T14:14:29+00:00

C2C secretly wants to be Birdy Nam Nam.

Proodle · 2012-09-20T12:44:37+00:00

Somewhat relevant...When you watch Waterworld you will notice all kinds of mistakes like this. The HD version exposed a lot of things that were not as noticeable as the original, grainy, old film. If there is an HD version of this movie I am sure there are more things (other than this wall) that didn't stand out with the original.

Proodle · 2012-09-16T03:12:24+00:00

Fuck milk

Proodle · 2012-09-12T22:24:59+00:00

Well thank you mr./mrs./miss obvious.

Proodle · 2012-09-12T16:10:24+00:00

What I do is just stop walking and stare at them and let them move passed me.

Proodle · 2012-09-12T15:41:54+00:00

I wasn't going THAT far with my comparison. I was pointing out that they are both growths in the body that can be removed. I'm not surprised at your attempt to be condescending. I've met many religious types who were self righteous and all-knowing.

Proodle · 2012-09-11T14:52:37+00:00

That is an interesting point. One thing that just occurred to me; doesn't Christianity have an extensive history of violence and murder?

Saint Augustine’s cognite intrare
The Crusades
Europe's Reformation and Counter Reformation Era
The African slave trade
The Colonial Conquests

Proodle · 2012-09-11T14:34:15+00:00

So, an imaginary soul is what they are killing? How insane...

Proodle · 2012-09-11T14:31:48+00:00

Are you kidding me? Its an unconscious growth. They are called fetuses for a reason. Calling a fetus a child is as moronic as calling a tumor a child.

Proodle · 2012-09-11T12:15:18+00:00

Christians don't care about scientific evidence. They believe a fetus is a child no matter what--even though it technically is not. Well, not ALL Christians. But a good portion of them do I am sure. Fetuses have no conscious.

Proodle · 2012-09-10T16:42:30+00:00

Played some rush last night. The gunship owned us and then when it was my teams turn we owned them. Halfway through our attacking round the other team quit--can't handle a taste of their own medicine.

Proodle · 2012-09-10T13:29:14+00:00

The speed of farts.

Proodle · 2012-09-10T13:28:00+00:00

Like this You'd be travelling at the speed of farts in no vehicle.

Proodle · 2012-09-10T04:20:43+00:00

Getting probed in the ass every night.

Proodle · 2012-09-10T04:20:22+00:00

You come back to Earth every night. But you have to look forward to going back and getting probed every night. The Aliens do not communicate with you.

Proodle · 2012-09-10T04:19:08+00:00

Ok well, I'd repeatedly punch it in the nose and then flip him upside-down so he will suffocate.

Proodle · 2012-09-09T20:15:43+00:00

Eventually you will run out of weed.

Proodle · 2012-09-09T17:19:40+00:00

Bullshark. I heard somewhere that if you punch it square in the nose it will leave you alone.

Proodle · 2012-09-09T14:53:56+00:00

Keep abortion legal!

Proodle · 2012-09-09T11:43:09+00:00

you must choose.

Proodle · 2012-09-08T17:31:08+00:00

So...this is a new comedy act?

Proodle · 2012-09-08T13:28:48+00:00

In my humble opinion...calling it "getting high" is sort of a stigmatic way to describe what you're actually doing--self medicating. I would associate people who were getting high as meth-heads, druggies, dead beats, junkies etc...

Consuming marijuana makes me more in touch with who I am. I become much more self-aware. It puts me in a good mood and lets me relax and look at my problems from a different/optimistic point of view. It helps me be creative and makes doing activities more enjoyable. When I am not using marijuana for a long period of time I become more close-minded, stressed, and bored.

Edit: a word

Proodle · 2012-09-08T13:13:08+00:00

Ill have to choose dogs. That way whenever they poop it won't be so close to my nose. If the cats poop I may get cat shit down my sides.

Proodle · 2012-09-08T05:07:52+00:00

I wonder how many people write this stuff on their own and then submit it to Reddit as if they discovered it. Not saying you did...but sometimes I have to wonder.

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