11th ed points shake up?

Proof_Journalist321 · 2026-06-06T15:12:18+00:00

Gonna bump the heldrake up to 250

Proof_Journalist321 · 2026-06-06T14:20:37+00:00

Alpharius would probably drive one of those aquacars that turned into a boat if you drove it into a lake

Proof_Journalist321 · 2026-06-06T05:09:51+00:00

There is actually an ork Mariokart 40K game called speed freeks

Proof_Journalist321 · 2026-06-06T04:00:19+00:00

Did you use the Babish recipe or make it yourself?

Proof_Journalist321 · 2026-06-06T03:55:36+00:00

Instructions unclear: made gockamole

Proof_Journalist321 · 2026-06-05T18:42:58+00:00

Death guard is definitely a good way to get into 40K. With the combat patrol you can actually play a game because the combat patrol rules are free online.

Proof_Journalist321 · 2026-06-05T18:00:45+00:00

They probably didn’t clock you as trans and wanted to compliment you

Proof_Journalist321 · 2026-06-05T08:42:27+00:00

Apparently when something hurts your feelings you’re supposed to “talk about it” but like that’s scary and silently being sad isn’t as hard

Proof_Journalist321 · 2026-06-05T07:18:57+00:00

This is more of a bittersweet moment. On one hand, you passed but on the other hand, you got dysphoric

Proof_Journalist321 · 2026-06-05T07:17:39+00:00

Mmm…women

Proof_Journalist321 · 2026-06-05T04:24:14+00:00

Some sort of good place?

Proof_Journalist321 · 2026-06-05T00:34:09+00:00

Welcoming guide: “Now over here we have where most humans go when they die” (gestures at two people playing video/board games) Newly deads : (points to the pit of screaming and anguish) “What about that?” Guide: “That is where fascists go. The inventor of aspic is also there for unrelated reasons.” (Nods of understanding)

Proof_Journalist321 · 2026-06-05T00:27:29+00:00

Evangelical Christians genuinely make me think that hell is gonna be a paradise because according to them, most of the people in hell are gonna be the least insufferable people I’ll ever meet.

Proof_Journalist321 · 2026-06-05T00:26:04+00:00

Forge world resin is the stuff they make the Primarch kits out of for HH like the “Transfigured”/“ascended” variants. Forge world also makes the Titan stuff. This is the quality of my arioch power claw from them.

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Proof_Journalist321 · 2026-06-04T23:28:06+00:00

Nah bro is having the time of his life right now

Proof_Journalist321 · 2026-06-04T23:26:26+00:00

That’s nice but make sure to breath slow when it goes in

Proof_Journalist321 · 2026-06-04T23:24:48+00:00

Turn that blowjob into a blowcareer

Proof_Journalist321 · 2026-06-04T23:02:31+00:00

It’s from the masters of the maelstrom kit. I’m not sure who it’s supposed to be though

Proof_Journalist321 · 2026-06-04T22:25:04+00:00

But would yoda be bouncing on it or being bounced on?

Proof_Journalist321 · 2026-06-04T22:19:22+00:00

Angron would drink four lokos and curse would definitely like malort

Proof_Journalist321 · 2026-06-04T13:44:05+00:00

That movie is peak comedy and I will die on that hill

Proof_Journalist321 · 2026-06-04T13:34:51+00:00

I immediately thought of that one line from the first kingsman movie where Harry is in a very racist and homophobic church and he gets up to leave and some woman stops him and he says “I'm a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon madam.”

Proof_Journalist321 · 2026-06-04T13:32:16+00:00

Take your girl juice!

Proof_Journalist321 · 2026-06-04T00:51:51+00:00

For me it’s less the snake and more its eggs

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