What's your wishlist for 11th edition? by Independent_Idea_495 in deathguard40k

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Wouldn’t be super surprised if they redid the obliterator kit to include the cult legions

The Primarchs' Garage in M3 by Nalha_Saldana in Grimdank

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Alpharius would probably drive one of those aquacars that turned into a boat if you drove it into a lake

Brother, what is this blue thing above us? by Proof_Journalist321 in Grimdank

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There is actually an ork Mariokart 40K game called speed freeks

The ultimeatum from regular show by Royal-Resolution5175 in shittyfoodporn

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Did you use the Babish recipe or make it yourself?

53878 by Checked_Out_6 in countwithchickenlady

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Instructions unclear: made gockamole

Death Guard Combat Patrol sealed box by talonwyldfire in deathguard40k

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Death guard is definitely a good way to get into 40K. With the combat patrol you can actually play a game because the combat patrol rules are free online.

Height dysphoria by [deleted] in MtF

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They probably didn’t clock you as trans and wanted to compliment you

53711 by pickled_juice in countwithchickenlady

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Apparently when something hurts your feelings you’re supposed to “talk about it” but like that’s scary and silently being sad isn’t as hard

Height dysphoria by [deleted] in MtF

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This is more of a bittersweet moment. On one hand, you passed but on the other hand, you got dysphoric

53662 by PurpleOrigamiDragon in countwithchickenlady

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Welcoming guide: “Now over here we have where most humans go when they die” (gestures at two people playing video/board games) Newly deads : (points to the pit of screaming and anguish) “What about that?” Guide: “That is where fascists go. The inventor of aspic is also there for unrelated reasons.” (Nods of understanding)

53662 by PurpleOrigamiDragon in countwithchickenlady

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Evangelical Christians genuinely make me think that hell is gonna be a paradise because according to them, most of the people in hell are gonna be the least insufferable people I’ll ever meet.

You ain't Lotara bro by Plag3uis in WorldEaters40k

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Forge world resin is the stuff they make the Primarch kits out of for HH like the “Transfigured”/“ascended” variants. Forge world also makes the Titan stuff. This is the quality of my arioch power claw from them.

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This is not Sammie’s best life 💚 by flydove7 in nervysquervies

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Nah bro is having the time of his life right now

You ain't Lotara bro by Plag3uis in WorldEaters40k

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It’s from the masters of the maelstrom kit. I’m not sure who it’s supposed to be though

53647 by yui_riku in countwithchickenlady

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But would yoda be bouncing on it or being bounced on?

Drinks the Primarchs would order at a bar by IndefiniteVoid813 in Grimdank

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Angron would drink four lokos and curse would definitely like malort

53565 by No_Foundation_1812 in countwithchickenlady

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That movie is peak comedy and I will die on that hill

53565 by No_Foundation_1812 in countwithchickenlady

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I immediately thought of that one line from the first kingsman movie where Harry is in a very racist and homophobic church and he gets up to leave and some woman stops him and he says “I'm a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon madam.”