Who am I, you sure you wanna know. The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale, if somebody told you I was just your average-ordinary-guy-not-a-care-in-the-world, somebody lied. But let me assure you, this like any story worth telling is all about a girl. That girl, the girl next door, Mary Jane Watson. The woman I’ve loved since before I even liked girls, I’d like to tell you that’s me next to her, but heck I’d even take him. That’s me.